Archive for the 'Jesse Metcalfe' Category

Eek! Someone is letting himself go!

Jesse Metcalfe is apparently trying to give Kate Hudson a run for her money in the tittay department, and premiered his fuller figure this weekend at the Coachella Music Festival!

Food and ciggies will only numb the pain of irrelevance for so long, bb!

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SANGINA!!!

Good to see you!! Where have you been hiding, bb???

The American Idol and I'm A Has-Been…Get Me Out Of Here! reject showed up with a whole lot of other z-listers, including Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Corey Feldman, and Jesse Metcalfe at the 'Get Lucky For Lupus Awareness' Event last night in El Lay!!

Lou Diamond Phillips must really be hating his life!!

But Sangina - great GAYFACE in these pics!! We've missed it!!

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Look kids! Miracles really do happen!

Jesse Metcalfe was showing off his new lady friend to the paparazzi while shopping at the Grove in El Lay on Wednesday.

We thought it would be impossible for him to find someone to handle all his douchiness, but alas, he's proved us wrong!

Let's see if it lasts till the New Year.

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Oh, how far the douche has fallen!

The former Desperate Housewives star couldn't be more desperate!

Jesse Metcalfe will star in Fairfield Road, a Hallmark Channel film centering around Noah McManus, who is about to begin his dream job as a legislative director for a U.S. senator.

OMG, we could not think of anyone less believable in the role! For one thing, no male in politics have eyebrows that defined!!

All hell breaks loose for his character when his new boss resigns and discovers that his fiance his cheating on him. In the completely predictable plot twist, he goes to Cape Cod to get away from it all and falls for a local girl while becoming involved in their small town election.

Barf!

And we doubt he can even pull off the cheesetastic plot line!

Will U watch this shitty movie when it premieres next year?!

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No wonder he's jobless!

Jesse Metcalfe can't seem to keep his peen down or his mouth shut!

On the Jamie White Mornings radio show, the former Desperate Housewives star discussed the effects of his sex scenes with Eva Longoria - she made him "pop a wheelie."

Really?!

She turned him on to such an extent that he couldn't get out of bed after filming due to his everlasting gobstopper!

Ew. Ew. Ew.

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Who goes from sucking face with Eva Longoria to catching diseases from skanky college freshman?

Oh, we guess Jesse Metcalfe!!!

He was spotted out Tuesday night at some pretty trendy clubs in NYC - Tenjune and 1Oak - macking on pretty much anything with legs and vag!

Sources say he was drunk off his ass and used being the "gardener on Desperate Housewives" as a pick up line!

How sad!

And how icky!

Them girls better wash their face!

This is a bad idea!

Jesse Metcalfe will be reprising his role as the formerly sexy help on Desperate Housewives.

A source tells OK Magazine that "he'll be on for 6 to 8 episodes, with the possibility of coming back full time" and "he'll have a lot of shirtless scenes."

Has he scheduled his breast reduction and lip surgery yet????

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When you're Leonardo DiCaprio, you pretty much have your pick of the ladies (or fellas) everywhere you go!

Last night, his lady of choice was the ex-girlfriend of Jesse Metcalfe, model Emma Miller. The two shared a romantic dinner in South Kensington, England, before hitting up the bar Collection.

A witness recalls:

“The pair arrived separately and Leonardo was very keen not to be photographed. They left 10 minutes apart, and Leo then made his way to Maddox nightclub in Mayfair. His car stopped, and just when it looked like he was going to get out, it sped off again. He must have had a last-minute change of heart.”

Aw! He must like her enough to not drunkenly hook-up with some other skanky Brit!

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