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Jessica Chastain don't need no stinkin' Oscar when she's got a handsome stud like Gian Luca Passi de Preposulo making her OH so happy with his Italian Stallion skillz!!

The Zero Dark Thirty actress recently dished on her fashion executive beau, expressing:

First "Black Hitler" on an asteroid set to collide with Earth and now the Sexpocaylpse?!

Whatever is the world to do when it's being ravaged by the LUST we feel for sexy vampires, zombies, mummies AND leprechauns?!

Call Jimmy Kimmel and his band of A-list Hollywood talent to ca$h in on the success of Movie: The Movie with an even BIGGER, MORE INSPIRED sequel, appropriately titled Movie: The Move 2V, of course!

For the second year in a row, the late night talk show host has compiled a HIGHlarious "extended trailer" for what looks to be the best cinematic endeavor EVER undertaken, all the while drawing inspiration from certain Razzie-Award-winning sparkly vampire films, as well as Warm Bodies, The Avengers, Les Miserables (with breakdancing!), pretty much every Gerard Butler movie ever made…oh, and the game Jenga, of course!

Seriously! Who DOESN'T want to live in a world where Oprah Winfrey is President?!

Ch-ch-check out Rachel Weisz, Armie Hammer, Topher Grace, Jessica Chastain, Jude Law, Bradley Cooper, Kerry Washington, Jason Schwartzman, Chris Rock, Salma Hayek, Bruno Mars, Amanda Seyfried, Channing Tatum and even Wolf Blitzer put all the Award season nominees to SHAME (above)!

Oh! And don't worry!

Bryan Cranston, John Krasinski, Samuel L. Jackson, and ESPECIALLY Matt Damon all make GLORIOUS returns from the original!

Now say it with us:

"JEEEEEEENNGA!!!!!!"

While there were SO MANY outstanding female performances in film this year, it was Jennifer Lawrence who took away the trophy for Best Actress… and took a wicked TUMBLE!

J.LAW DOWN!!!!!

Jennifer beat out Jessica Chastain, Emmanuelle Riva, Quvenzhane Wallis, and Naomi Watts for the honor!

And there is the silver lining to biting it at the Oscars … getting to take one home!

P.S. - GIF IT! GIF IT!

Well, well, well…

It sounds like someone is having a hard time keeping her normally-very-private love life out of the public eye!

As we've reported, Jessica Chastain has been quietly dating Gian Luca Passi de Preposulo, an executive for the fashion brand Moncler…but it seems as though she's slowly but surely having difficulty keeping a lid on their romance!

A source reveals:

Who says that sequels are never as good - or better - than the originals?!

Obviously not Jimmy Kimmel! And thank our lucky stars for that!

Last year, the late night talk show host revealed that the only REAL reason to watch the Oscars was to see the trailer for an absolutely f-cking INCREDIBLE, ahem, 'ensemble' movie appropriately titled Movie: The Movie, which featured all of the then-nominees (and then some) attempting to prevent an asteroid being ridden by Gabourey Sidibe as "Black Hitler" from colliding with Earth!

And now, it seems that things are only going to get bigger, better… and zombie apocalypse'd in the upcoming Movie: The Movie 2V!

Ch-ch-check out a preview of the 'theatrical trailer,' which features Jessica Chastain, Bradley Cooper, Amanda Seyfried, Jude Law, Rachel Weisz, and a very undead-looking Bruno Mars (above)!

Oh MAN! Something tells us that this is only the TIP of the celeb-filled iceberg, too!

We CANNOT WAIT to see how all of this one goes down…. and if Matt Damon will be back as a bunch of grapes! LOLz!

What do U think?? Are U super psyched for Movie: The Movie 2V?!

Yes!!!!

This Zach Galifianakis sketch slays us every time!

In this episode of Between Two Ferns, the ravishingly radiant Jessica Chastain and the handsomely HIGHlarious Bradley Cooper lend their terrific talents!

Ch-ch-check out our huggable host getting ferned in the face (above) during the shocking second part of his Oscars tribute!

"I'm so sick of your ****ing ferns man!"

HA!

As an added bonus, Sally Field shares the shocking truth about her least favorite coin!

UGH! We hate the penny too, girl!

You can't use it anywhere!!

No! No! NO!

This is not okay! We ADORE them both equally!

They SIMPLY CANNOT be in a feud!

Oh wait…

They're NOT?! It's just a vicious lie?!

Oh. Okay. PHEW!

We were absolutely devastated to hear reports that A-list darling Jessica Chastain absolutely DESPISES Jennifer Lawrence, as the fellow Award-winning starlet beat her out for Best Actress at the Screen Actors Guild Awards…and then poked fun of her during her guest-hosting stint on Saturday Night Live!

Insiders apparently spilled:

"Jessica can't stand the fact that Jennifer is stealing her thunder! What is more, the critics have been gushing over Jennifer's awards show speeches and it has been killing Jessica. It was a real blow to Jessica when Jennifer took the SAG Award. Not only did Jessica think she deserved it, she thought she had it in the bag. She tried to put on a brave face for the cameras, but inside she was seething. [On SNL] Jessica felt Jennifer trivialized her acting role and didn't see any humor in the bit. She can't stand Jennifer all the more for it."

AHHH! But it was a joke! She didn't even write it herself!

GAWD!

Oh wait. Sorry! We forgot that it's NOT TRUE!

Because the lovely Zero Dark Thirty star was so upset by the false reports that she took to her Facebook page to personally deny them!

She wrote yesterday morning: