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Another year, another celebrity painfully skewered by jokes at Comedy Central's annual roast!
Only it wasn't the roastee who received the bulk of the heat at this year's Roast of Rob Lowe!
On Monday night, the Parks and Recreation alum subjected himself to the comedic barbs from the likes of David Spade, Saturday Night Live's Pete Davidson, Peyton Manning, Jewel, and roast veteran Jeff Ross.
The actor certainly got roasted throughout the night, mostly for the 1988 sex tape he made with a 16-year-old girl — like when roastmaster Spade quipped:
"Rob starred in Austin Powers two 16 years ago. Can you believe that? 16? Or as Rob calls it, ‘18'… Rob has been called a comeback kid… sorry I read that wrong, he came on a kid's back."
While the 52-year-old took plenty of jabs — Davidson claimed doctors described him as "Gonorrhea patient zero" — it was one of Lowe's roasters Ann Coulter who took most of the abuse during the special.
The conservative political commentator, who was there to roast the Parks and Recreation actor — and plug her new book In Trump We Trust: E Pluribus Awesome! — received by far the worst of the heat from the comedians.
The political pundit admitted she had "no idea" why the special turned into a roast of her, but guesses it was because Comedy Central — in her opinion — isn't funny anymore! She told The Hollywood Reporter:
This is too funny!!!
Though it may not air until Labor Day, Rob Lowe's roast was filmed last night for Comedy Central and it is SO brutal and funny!!
Peyton Manning, David Spade, Jewel, Jimmy Carr, Jeffrey Ross, and more were there to blow up the actor's spot in the Comedy Central Roast of Rob Lowe, and it is too funny to wait until early September to see!!
Ch-ch-check out some of the best one-liners from the show (below), including this gem from Spade:
If you haven't seen Greatest Hits, you're missing some great performances!
The ABC show features famous artists from the '80s, '90s, and '00s paired with contemporary musicians for some new takes on old songs!
While the possibilities are endless, on Thursday night's sophomore episode we already had our biggest duet dreams come true as Meghan Trainor, the Backstreet Boys, Tori Kelly, Jewel, and Hanson all performed!
Not only did we get the classic hits like Everybody from the BSB and MMMBop from the Hanson brothers, but Meghan joined the BSB for I Want It That Way and Tori paired up with Jewel for a duet of You Were Meant For Me!
Ch-ch-check out all the best performances from last night's new show (below) and let us know what two artists, new and old, you want to see join forces!
Everyone was super impressed with how close exes Jewel and Ty Murray remained after divorcing back in 2014.
Considering the two were together for 16 years and share now 4-year-old son Kase — we guess that makes sense!
"It's work. I don't want people to think it's effortless – it's work to do this because you obviously don't get a divorce because things are going well. But it's letting those things live in the past."
But the pair makes a huge effort to keep things amicable for their son, which meant:
The blonde beauty and Charlie Whitehurst are currently on an island getaway in the Caribbean, and they seem to be having a blast while soaking up the sun!
The 41-year-old has been sharing sweet snaps from their trip to the British Virgin Islands, like this precious pic (above)!
The singer posted this photo alongside her main man on Wednesday, just gushing about their incredible adventure! She wrote in the caption:
"Had the best day today. @Cwhitey6 And I went to Necker Island for a short visit and lunch - hung with the Lemur (pics to follow) then hung at the very top of the big house … Views of the entire BVI for days… So lovely…."
What a way to warm up in the middle of winter!
The gorgeous gal and her NFL hunk dodged the chilly weather by shoving their toes in the sand and steering a boat! Ch-ch-check out some more pics from their vacation (below)!
Jewel clearly has a type!
Well, we guess the momma likes her men fit and ready for anything! Can't say we blame her!
So, who's Jewel's sexy new hunk?
According to the blonde's friend Nancy O'Dell, it's none other than Indianapolis Colts quarterback Charlie Whitehurst. Nancy spilled the beans when she ran into the couple at Monday night's college football national championship game.
Check out O'Dell's gushing post (below)!