The Daily Mirror reports that Jennifer Aniston had John Mayer's ex-lady love Kim Stewart (they dated?) kicked out of the backstage area at John's Hyde Park London gig on Sunday.

The Man apparently does not like to be reminded of Mayer's playboy days!

An spy tells the paper, "Jennifer spotted Kimberly and asked John what she was doing there. John and Kim know each other from clubbing in LA, but Jennifer doesn't want anyone around who reminds her that he used to be a player. She has fallen head over heels for John, but she's scared it will all go wrong again. Another woman stole her man before when Angelina Jolie started dating Brad Pitt - she couldn't bear it to happen again."

Someone's insecure!

But apparently, Kim put up quite a fight!

According to the report, ten minutes after being told to leave, "she was on the side of the stage, waving at John and cheekily catching Jennifer's eye while she was taking photos of her fella. She had been told twice by security that she would be removed but she stood there bold as brass. Jennifer was on the opposite side of the stage and John felt like piggy-in-the-middle. He saw the tension and told his bouncers to get rid of her at all costs. Kim was pulled off the stage…"

Drama!!

We'd love to see those two girls fight it out!

Is Mayer worth it, though???

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Just as he wanted….

A picture of John Mayer playing the guitar.

Here's the sensitive singer, and our onetime makeout partner, making his signature O face at a concert in Manchester, U.K., on Wednesday night.

[Image via Abaca USA.]

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In a recent interview, John 'Magic Stick' Mayer said in response to a reporter's question about his relationship with Jennifer Aniston, "All I can tell you is that I have made every decision in my life with complete authenticity. My feet are firmly on the ground. If you do things from the heart, it feels awesome."

We think he'll authentically be sick of the Man by end of summer.

John also reveals that he's annoyed that the paps aren't helping him advance his 'music man' image.

Mayer says, "I don't have a problem with my privacy as much as I have a problem with people messing with my message. If you're going to take pictures of me doing mundane stuff, will you at least take pictures of me playing guitar? Because right now it looks like all I do is drink coffee and do dry cleaning and go eat dinner."

Johnny boy, we think you just screwed yourself by speaking out.

You being all musician-like and shiz will probs be the last thing peeps will want to snap now…..unless you have a guitar in your hand and a cock in your mouth!

[Images via WENN.]

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This weekend, Jennifer Aniston and boy-kisser John Mayer headed down to Punta Mita, Mexico for some romantical time together (with their paparazzi friends).

Before heading to Mexico, the couple had a double date with Aniston's very close and intimate female friend, Courtney Cox , and her hubby, David Arquette.

Maniston and Mayer stayed at Casa Aramara, the beachfront home of Girls Gone Wild creator, Joe Francis.

The pair went with a group of friends and spent the weekend mostly lounging around on the beachfront patio.

Francis' home is sometimes the spot for other celebs.

Demi Moore celebrated her 85th 45th birthday there in November.

Aniston has even visited before, with her ex Vince Vaughn , and also with "pal" Orlando Bloom.

Wonder how long Maniston & Mayer will last, though?

Then again, when was the last time she had a hit movie or he had a hit song?

Guess with all their free time, they can make it work!

[Image via WENN.]

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Spotted: Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer on a double date with Courteney Cox and David Arquette at STK restaurant in Los Angeles on Thursday night.

Barf!

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Does he think he's above the law????

Our former makeout partner John Mayer was stopped by police on Tuesday, and he (obviously) looked none too pleased about it.

The sexually fluid singer was given a citation for driving without any license plates on his car.

Naughty, naughty!

Hey, at least he wasn't busted for DUI….yet.

John doesn't seem like much of a boozer, though.  He seems more like a stoner!

He and Jennifer Aniston must have A LOT in common!

[Image via Hollywood.TV.]

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Could this be true?

Is she really that desperate???? (Don't answer yet!)

According to reports, Jennifer Aniston and man-kisser John Mayer are so into each other that they're talking about getting matching tattoos!!!

It seems Maniston wants to add a heart to the one she currently has on her stomach.

What, did she get the first heart for Brad?

However, John isn't feeling the heart idea.

A friend adds that Mayer "had the idea that they should both have a “J” tattooed in a secret place as that is both their first initial."

That's the way to do it. Get a tattoo that's generic so that if/when you guys break up, it won't be a sign of your ex.

The source adds, "Jennifer is really keen on the idea but is going to wait a few months. He said she’s in great shape and her skin is like a baby’s bottom, although she constantly refers to the age gap."

Jen is 39 and Mayer is a vibrant 30.

Don't worry, you both have a lot in common.

Like tattoos, men, and well, we can't think what else you two probably talk about.

Ass fucking????

[Image via WENN.]

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Our former makeout partner, John Mayer, has penetrated the inner circle!

The sexually fluid singer is still dating Jennifer Aniston and on Sunday he had to pass the litmus test - meeting her BFF.

Mayer and Aniston paid a little visit to the Malibu home of Courteney Cox.

If she knows what's good for Man, she'll tell her to dump John!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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Our former makeout partner, John Mayer has just posted the following on his blog, right down to the Perezian drawing on the Pete Wentz picture.

Says Mayer:

"Yo Pete-

I could have easily written this to you in an email, but you've been so cool to write positive things about me on your blog(s) that I want to respond in kind.

Here's using blogs for something other than pointing out boob jobs and slight limps.

-Ting, ting, ting-

You're one of the best eggs in the music industry, hands down. With as much talent as you have, I'd expect you'd have some eccentric ego, but from what I can tell you seem to have none. (That actually makes you more talented, by way of some crazy cosmic arithmetic.) Every time we get the chance to hang I'm inspired by your creativity. Your mind is like a stadium with the dome open… you have ZERO judgment when it comes to things that move you. When most people get the feeling they might like an idea, or a shirt, they run it through a series of filters; 'what should I think, given my personal attributes?' 'How does this read?' 'What would Kanye do?' You have what makes talented people successful for years and years - a brave sense of self and a completely authentic relationship with your tastes.

That's why I'll throw a guitar in the car and be there anytime you need me. It's a short list. (I'm lazy.)

Isn't it weird when you're alone in your hotel room and the ice in that bucket melts, shifting it all and making it sound like someone's hiding in your closet? That always gets me.

Sorry.

Point is, I think the world of you. And wish you all the happiness your artsy head will accept. Fame is just one big lesson in being a man, and you're doing a bang up job…

Best to you and your lovely wife…

Oh, and what's up, blogosphere. Have at it.

JM"

[Image via Darkroom Demons.]

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