John Mayer on Michael Jackson
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Archive for the 'John Mayer' CategoryJohn Mayer Bores The Hell Out Of His Papa
Happy Father's Day Papa Mayer! John Mayer treated his Dad to a nice meal for Father's Day at the Beverly Hills Hotel yesterday, but by the looks of things, they didn't have much to talk about. We're guessing they both whined about losing their respective women! John spent most of the meal tweeting on his phone and Dad looks like he took a lil' nap. [Image via National Photo Group.] Permalink / 46 comments (RSS) / Forward this post » J. Love Desperate Knows Love!!!!!!
Never claim expertise in a subject you know nothing about!!!! It would be like Jennifer Love Hewitt writing a book about relationships! Unfortunately, people don't always follow our advice!!!!! The Ghost Whisperer wacktress, who recently called off her engagement, will pen a new book, The Day I Shot Cupid, which "explores the new landscape of modern dating and offers up a wide range of practical tips, from text-flirting and IM-ing to what men and women really want, and how to start over after a breakup." We can just imagine her words of wisdom!!!!!! How to start over after a break up: How to get married: The "author," who has dated famed douchebags including, John Mayer, Joey Lawrence, Carson Daly, Ross McCall and now Jamie Kennedy, will most likely promote the crap out of this book when it hits stores next year!!! Disaster! [Image via WENN.] Permalink / 29 comments (RSS) / Forward this post » Mayer And His Guy Pal Have Too Much To Drink
Looks like John Mayer had one hell of an interesting weekend! The "singer" was spotted on Saturday pAArtying it up at Hollywood trendy hotspot My House. And joining him was skateboarder/MTV reality star Rob Dyrdek. Mayer and his friend were spotted having several tequila shots before John decided to give an impropmtu show. But we're guessing Rob kept drinking cuz by the end of the night the guy couldn't even stand up! Apparently. Or so they'd like us to think. In fact, Mayer later posted on his Twitter page that they had to take Dyrdek to the hospital. Saying, "In triage at Cedars with @Robdyrdek. When the contents of his stomach hit that silicon bag and we all saw it, we just broke into applause." However, a source has now told reporters that "It was fake, they were just having fun and screwing around for publicity." John Mayer LOVES to screw around for publicity, you know, like any other serious "musician"! P.S. CLICK HERE to follow Perezzers on Twitter! [Image via WENN.] Permalink / 27 comments (RSS) / Forward this post » John Mayer, Sans The Pretentiousness
How refreshing! Sunday night, John Mayer played a small gig at the Hotel Cafe in West Hollywood. It was a pretty intimate affair as he was trying out some new material, kind of like a real artist. We actually thought this was kind of cool. We just hope the songs weren't too whiny and nothing had the name "Jennifer" in it. P.S.- In the reflection of the car, doesn't John look a little like Zachary Quinto? We think he does! [Image via WENN.] Permalink / 28 comments (RSS) / Forward this post » No Longer A Wonderland! John Mayer's Folks Split
No relationship in John Mayer's life is safe, not even his own parents' marriage! The rents of the musician officially and legally called it quits on Wednesday, finalizing their divorce with very little dispute or drama at a Bridgeport, CT, family court. No word on how John is taking it, but we can guess the self-centered sensitive musician is off sulking in a corner, writing a sad little song, and hating on himself. If only he would just stay in that corner! [Image via WENN.] Permalink / 57 comments (RSS) / Forward this post » Douche Claims It Isn't So
John Mayer took to his official Twitter and gave us some insight into his fascinating day to day thoughts. He started with, "I love how some dudes hate me for dating their fantasy girl, as if they were going to if I hadn't." First of all, there are a multitude of reasons they may hate him! We are pretty sure that is not the one. The singer continues to clarify the difference between douches, famewhores and showbiz types: He says:
John Mayer is the male Tyra Banks! It's all about him! A piece of advice for the self-proclaimed non douche: Unless you are singing, keep your mouth shut! P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter. [Image via WENN.] Permalink / 68 comments (RSS) / Forward this post » Someone, Please, Look At Him!
John Mayer was up to his usual fame-whoring antics outside My House nightclub in Hollywood on Saturday night. The singer, who no doubt was on the tail end of a night of hard-pAArtying, displayed some less than impressive Jacko-inspired dance moves to exiting clubgoers. Yawn. At least flash a little peen to keep it interesting! Maybe a nip? We'd even be happy with a butt cheek! [Image via Pacific Coast News Online.] Permalink / 37 comments (RSS) / Forward this post » John Mayer's Most Recent Whore Won't Shut Her Hole!
Gurl, two words: SHUT UP! Do you honestly think any of us care about you or what you did with that tool, John Mayer? She must, because Now, she wants to let us know how truly pathetic he is. The wannabe celeb tells Britain's Heat magazine that Mayer told her he was "devastated" over his recent breakup with Jennifer Aniston and she goes on to say that: "He's never really got over it and he still talks about her a lot. He's been playing guitar alone at night, pining over her." Wow! Stop the presses for this journalistic gem. Oh wait, never mind… We already knew that. 15 minutes up! Move on. [Image via WENN.] Permalink / 57 comments (RSS) / Forward this post » |
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