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Jon Stewart Can't Help But Notice That Qatar's New Soccer Stadium Looks Like Giant Lady Parts!

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On a recent episode of The Daily Show, Jon Stewart touched upon some of the biggest controversies surrounding Qatar, who will be hosting the World Cup in the summer of 2022.

But his biggest focus were plans that were revealed for a new soccer stadium, and he couldn't help but notice they looked an awful lot like lady parts!

He joked:

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Jon Stewart Might Have Ended The Pizza Argument — You Decide!

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There has been an age-old battle amongst people who love to eat pizza, which style is better: New York Pizza or Chicago Deep Dish Pizza?

We don't really want to get in the middle of it, but it's hard to ignore Jon Stewart's passionate pizza argument that popped up in the middle of him reporting that the new World Trade Center building grabbed the tallest building title away from the former Sears Tower in Chicago.

It was a natural digression for the topic at hand, LOLz!

Basically, he calls Chicago's Deep Dish pizza 'tomato soup in a bread bowl.'

So we're here to ask YOU to settle it once and for all!

What kind of pizza is BEST??

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What kind of pizza is BEST??

  • Chicago's Deep Dish Style Pizza (28%)
  • New York Pizza (72%)

Total Votes: 252

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P.S — Don't forget the amazeballz video (above) for Jon's argument!!

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Jon Stewart Lays Into Fox Over Fired Rutgers Coach Coverage!

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Jon Stewart is incredible and he will call ANYONE out on their bullshizz. It just so happens that Fox News has way more bullshizz to call out that other news outlets, especially when it comes to blaming the "left-wing" media for everything. LOLz!

We all know by now that Rutgers' head coach, Mike Rice, was fired for being an abusive, repulsive, human being coach instead of a nurturing and inspiring role model for his young athletes. He threw balls and homophobic slurs at his players, physically shoved them, and abused them outright because somebody thought it was okay to give an unstable man why yearns for power some actual power.

It's a tale as old as time.

Well, Fox News brought their A-game (which would be other news' outlets D-game, at best) to the table while covering it, blaming the left-wing media for making it a big deal because of the homophobic slurs, and that this is why men don't act like men anymore, or something, to be honest they started to lose us as soon as they began defending this awful person.

Jon stepped in (above) and, of course, had to tell it like it is. Man, the world would be a better place if Jon Stewart didn't have to say such obvious things, but then we wouldn't have Jon Stewart anymore. He'd be out of a job!

We're so glad you do what you do, Jon! Don't ever leave us!

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Jon Stewart's HIGHlarious Take On Lance Armstrong

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In times of trouble and scandals, this nation can always look to Jon Stewart for a good joke.

So of course he had to give his two cents on the whole Lance Armstrong scandal.

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Jon Stewart Makes Fun Of Trump & Palin’s Pizza Choice

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New York is famous for its pizza — but not all pizza joints are created equal!!

LOL!

Jon Stewart poked fun at the Donald Trump and Sarah Palin’s choice of pizza places during Palin’s visit to NY.

Next time they’ll know better!

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