The British makeup artist fell in love with Kim after seeing her reality show, and said:
Some of the cosmetic procedures he's undergone include:
The late night gods have spoken!!!
And just like Nostradamus, one special pal of the Comedy Central host predicted the future announcement news!
In an interview with Vulture on Wednesday night, Jon Stewart revealed that Stephen would be perfect for the gig, and really sang his praises:
Ugh!!! As if TV execs needed another excuse to pander to the too often xenophobic masses!
A bunch of analysts at Q Scores just did a bunch of polling on each and every late night talk show, calculating each host's recognizability and "positive Q score," and the results were startling to say the least!
But further down the list is where everything goes kaplooey!
You can’t turn on your TV lately without coming across someone talking about Justin Bieber.
But all of this coverage of his recent run-ins with the law is nothing compared to how The Daily Show handles the Biebs!
All Jon Stewart wants to know is:
“What the f*ck is wrong with Canada?”
To be fair, it’s not just Justin who is giving our neighbors to the north a bad name. Toronto Mayor Rob Ford’s admission to smoking crack sort of soured things as well.
But Jon’s beef isn’t so much with Bieber and Ford. He’s more upset with why the media is having a love affair with these two naughty Canucks while at the same time calling outspoken Seattle Seahawks player Richard Sherman a “thug”!
Stewart wrapped up his segment with some sarcasm, saying:
"Yeah that’s right, Richard Sherman’s a thug. The thugs aren’t the dudes accused of actual violent crimes! It’s the Stanford educated cornerback who talked too loud after the game. I can’t imagine why. I just assume it’s due to some deep systemic bias…against Seattle.”
Ch-ch-check out The Daily Show’s clever quip against Justin Bieber below!
The Daily Show opened their Wednesday night show with two equally important news stories:
The recently approved nuclear arms deal with Iran…
What you may not have realized is Biebs and Congress actually have a lot in common, according to Jon Stewart!
The late night host explained how a group of Washington lawmakers who are now AGAINST the deal for peace with Iran are essentially no different from the pop star, saying:
"Congress is the Justin Bieber of our government. [They’re] throwing away a tremendous opportunity because of immaturity and a lack of self-control.”
Wow. Being compared to Congress? That might be the harshest insult of all!
But as much as Jon pokes fun at JB's dirty dozen snafu, he also can’t help but be in awe of Justin’s “incredibly smooth chest!”
Watch the whole HIGHlarious segment…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Leave it to The Daily Show to point out the blatant hypocrisy in the most hilarious way ever!
Well, as he is known to do, Jon Stewart decided to tackle the issue on his show, and he did it in the best way possible!
He showed how conservatives are jumping at the opportunity to defend Phil's first amendment rights to say what he believes, since it's free speech and all that.
He ALSO pointed out that many of those same people are forcing their opinion on the whole "Christmas vs Holidays" word war and how they INSIST it's Christmas time and are not even open to calling them the Holidaze!
Sounds pretty hypocritical to us! Thankfully John called them out in the AH-MAZE segment!
We love it!
Ch-ch-check out the all the AWESOME in the clip…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Well, they may not be engaged, but they're still very much together!
Notoriously adorable couple Jennifer Lawrence and Nicholas Hoult were spotted in a limo of love on Thursday night in NYC.
Usually it's Jon Stewart grilling his guests and not the other way around!
And that's when things got weird…weirdly HIGHlarious that is.
At one point, Jon showed JLaw a picture of a young Helen Mirren saying that he thought Jennifer looked a lot like her!
That's when Jennifer called out Jon's random, unpredictable interview style, and said that producers on the show had told her in advance that Jon (unlike Caesar Flickman) wouldn't know much about the movie or her!
Of course, the resulting interview is hysterical, and worth a watch! Heck, it's probably worth Plutarch Heavensbee's watch it's that good!
Ch-ch-check out the interview…AFTER THE JUMP!!!