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On the eleventh day of Christmas, our true love gave to us…

11 Titillating Twitter Tales!

Our one true love (Zac Efron obvsies) was so kind to give us 12 First-Time Celebrity Moms yesterday… and now, we are blessed with the 11 most scandalous, ridiculous, and HIGHlarious tweets of 2012!

We can't believe what some twats celebs will say on Twitter! Check out some of our favorite totally tantalizing twitterieezz below!

One Direction's Zayn Malik & The Wanted's Max George: Twitter Feud Fueled By A Girl?! [CLICK HERE]

Kanye West Contemplates His Perfect B-tch! [CLICK HERE]

Lindsay Lohan Versus Amanda Bynes! LiLo Throws Serious Shade & A War Ignites On Twitter! [CLICK HERE]

Chris Brown Deletes Twitter After Disgusting, Misogynistic Tweets! [CLICK HERE]

Rob Kardashian BLASTS Rita Ora; The SHOCKING Pregnancy Allegation Comes Out! [CLICK HERE]

Ann Coulter Uses The Word 'Retard' On Twitter, Special Olympian Responds Beautifully [CLICK HERE]

Kim Kardashian Apologizes For Israel-Palestine Comments! Read Her Statement HERE! [CLICK HERE]

Rihanna Breaks Up & Makes Up With Chris Brown On Twitter! [CLICK HERE]

Kris Jenner's Nip Slip! Tweets Wonder Booby To The World! [CLICK HERE]

Hugh Grant Says He Deserves Jon Stewart Hate [CLICK HERE]

Kim Kardashian Responds To Jon Hamm Calling Her A F**king Idiot! [CLICK HERE]

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Sure, Jon Stewart said that Hugh Grant was the worst guest he ever had on The Daily Show, and that he'd never have him back.

But we're talking about the guy who got arrested for hiring a skeazy hooker and STILL kept his supermodel girlfriend Elizabeth Hurley!

If anyone can win someone back, it's Hugh!

So what does the Music & Lyrics star have to say about his behavior this time? He tweeted:

We wonder why it's been so difficult for K-Stew to promote On the Road

Jon Stewart twi-hard tried hard to engage the Twilight girlie in thought-provoking or entertaining conversation, but it was like trying to squeeze orange juice from a turnip!!

Ch-ch-check out the totes awks interactions (above)!

Kristen Stewart's attention seems elsewhere, lately.

Fallout from the Rupert Sanders cheating scandal? Sadness because The Twilight Saga ended?

Whatever it is, girlie, we hope you get it together soon!

You have everything in the world to be ecstatic about! Especially your sparkly vampire of love, Robert Pattinson!

Jon Stewart is not amused with Hugh Grant!

The Daily Show host says that Hugh is his least favorite guest of all time, reminding us that he has "had dictators on the show."

So what did the Love Actually star do that was so appalling? Jon says:

2012 was an insaaaAAAAAaaane year!

Between all the hookups, breakups, feuds, and legal dramz, it seems that only celebs really seem to have the chutzpah to say whatever is on their minds!

And we've gathered some of their most ridiculous and HIGHlarious quotes of 2012!

U won't believe what has come out of their mouths!! Check 'em all out AFTER THE JUMP!!

What could possibly have made Jon Stewart quit The Daily Show?

Apparently he wasn't always the most trusted man in fake news! When he first got the job, a lot of the staff gave him a really hard time! He says:

The Daily Show correspondent, Wyatt Cenac, has quit the show!

Yeah, we're bummed too. Wyatt's perfect satirical delivery has been one of the HIGHlights of the Emmy-winnig show since he joined TDS team back in 2008.

Comedy Central didn't give a reason for Wyatt's departure, but said:

"Jon [Stewart] and the staff wish him the best in his future endeavors."

We're sure Wyatt wouldn't leave unless he had something BIG up his suit jacket sleeve.

Perhaps he's landed a role on Two And A Half Men! We hear they could use a new Jake!

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