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Jon Stewart Can't Help But Notice That Qatar's New Soccer Stadium Looks Like Giant Lady Parts!

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On a recent episode of The Daily Show, Jon Stewart touched upon some of the biggest controversies surrounding Qatar, who will be hosting the World Cup in the summer of 2022.

But his biggest focus were plans that were revealed for a new soccer stadium, and he couldn't help but notice they looked an awful lot like lady parts!

He joked:

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Jon Stewart Might Have Ended The Pizza Argument — You Decide!

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There has been an age-old battle amongst people who love to eat pizza, which style is better: New York Pizza or Chicago Deep Dish Pizza?

We don't really want to get in the middle of it, but it's hard to ignore Jon Stewart's passionate pizza argument that popped up in the middle of him reporting that the new World Trade Center building grabbed the tallest building title away from the former Sears Tower in Chicago.

It was a natural digression for the topic at hand, LOLz!

Basically, he calls Chicago's Deep Dish pizza 'tomato soup in a bread bowl.'

So we're here to ask YOU to settle it once and for all!

What kind of pizza is BEST??

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What kind of pizza is BEST??

  • Chicago's Deep Dish Style Pizza (28%)
  • New York Pizza (72%)

Total Votes: 251

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P.S — Don't forget the amazeballz video (above) for Jon's argument!!

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Jon Stewart Left Speechless By 16-Year Old Nobel Peace Prize Candidate!

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Malala Yousafzai is an extremely active advocate for women's education, she's survived an assassination attempt by the Taliban, she was a Nobel Peace Prize candidate…

…and she's only 16 years old!

Now, she can add "Interviewed with Jon Stewart" to her impressive resume, although Jon made it very clear that if anyone was impressed during the interview, it was him.

When asked on The Daily Show how she reacted upon learning that the Taliban wanted her dead, Malala gave a response that stunned the host:

"I started thinking about that, and I used to think that the Talib would come, and he would just kill me. But then I said, 'If he comes, what would you do Malala?' then I would reply to myself, 'Malala, just take a shoe and hit him.' But then I said, 'If you hit a Talib with your shoe, then there would be no difference between you and the Talib. You must not treat others with cruelty and that much harshly, you must fight others but through peace and through dialogue and through education.' Then I said I will tell him how important education is and that 'I even want education for your children as well.' And I will tell him, 'That's what I want to tell you, now do what you want.'"

It's no surprise that after this response, Jon totally wanted to adopt her! If that doesn't work out, we totally call next!

We're so proud of you, Malala! Keep up on being the change you wish to see in the world!

Kerry Washington Partially Redeems Her Fashion Fail At The Daily Show With Jon Stewart

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Kerry Washington pulls off one of two looks at The Daily Show with Jon Stewart!

Kerry Washington must’ve REALLY felt the need to redeem herself after her terrible prairie dress at the Scandal premiere, because she overcompensated on Thursday by wearing four dresses in one day!!

She wore two of the four to The Daily Show with Jon Stewart in New York, arriving in a flattering red Max Mara frock paired expertly with Christian Louboutin snakeskin pumps and an oversized black clutch. The Scandal actress even gave her look an extra pop with a lengthy gold pendant necklace and gold earrings.

Usually fashionable, the Scandal star flopped a liiittle bit again when she left The Daily Show, wearing an awkwardly baggy Brood drop-waist dress along with her with chartreuse Jimmy Choo pumps.

If Kerry really wanted to dispel any baby rumors, the second dress definitely wasn’t a smart choice!! Still not nearly as bad as the overwhelming gingham gown though.

We'll give her partial credit, LOLz!

[Image via WENN/Darla Khazei/Pacific Coast News.]

Jon Stewart Conjures The Spirit Of Miley Cyrus For HIGHlarious Return To The Daily Show!

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Jon Stewart had a triumphant return to The Daily Show last night after taking a 3 month leave to make his directorial debut filming Rosewater!

As if there wasn't enough reason to praise his return, at one point in the episode Jon was just being Miley!

In the opening sketch, guest host John Oliver had to get Jon back into working condition and assimilate him back into American culture after spending too much time out of the country.

Through the use of a Big Mac defibrillator, Jon started channeling different alter egos, including one Miley Cyrus. What resulted was a possession as extreme as The Conjuring.

Jon rocked out with his c-…uh, tongue out, and gave himself a little touch with a foam fingering sesh reminiscent of Miley's VMA twerkpacolypse.

We hope that he pulls out the same outfit if and when Robin Thicke comes on the show! LOLz!

Ch-ch-check out the HIGHlarious video…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

Jon Stewart 'Captured' In Cairo! Watch HERE!

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Bassem Youssef has been called the Jon Stewart of the Arab world, but nothing beats the real thing! Except maybe those guys in the suits!

Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see The Daily Show host get some of his own treatment as he's treated satirically like a spy before being interrogated interviewed about his upcoming movie!

Jon even tries to work the crowd a bit, even though Arabic isn't his first language! Or probably his second…

Luckily for him and us, the interview is in English! Mostly!