All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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Why, Jenelle Evans, WHY?!
The Teen Mom star, who had seemingly reformed herself after years of trouble, is on the wrong side of the law… AGAIN.
On Tuesday, Jenelle was arrested for driving without a license because why not. The momma of two paid a $237.50 bond and was released just an hour later.
After Evans' fans went berserk over the arrest news, the 23-year-old quickly retweeted a friend's explanation of the incident:
On Tuesday, a jury from the Erath County District Court found Eddie Ray Routh guilty for the murder of Chris Kyle, the inspiration for the Clint Eastwood-directed film American Sniper.
The ex-Marine was sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole. Prosecutors did not seek the death penalty.
In February 2013, the 27-year-old shot Kyle and Chad Littlefield at the Rough Creek Lodge and Resort's shooting range in Texas.
The former member of the Marine Corps had pleaded not guilty by reason of insanity, claiming he was under psychosis when he released fire on the Navy Seal and his friend. A veteran of the Iraq war, he had been diagnosed with schizophrenia since becoming a soldier.
Bruce Jenner must be relieved.
Despite being the likely cause of a February 7 car crash that tragically killed 69-year-old Kim Howe, the Olympian will probably NOT be charged with vehicular manslaughter.
The decision to not prosecute allegedly stems from a couple of reasons, including the fact that Jenner was not speeding, texting, or under the influence. Essentially, cops think Bruce should have paid more attention but that his negligence doesn't warrant prosecution.
The Justice Department will not file charges against George Zimmerman, the man who killed unarmed teen Trayvon Martin in 2012.
Federal prosecutors concluded there was insufficient evidence to prove Zimmerman intentionally violated Martin's civil rights. Their decision comes days before the second anniversary of Martin's death.
The 17-year-old was walking home on February 26, 2012 from a convenience store when he got into a confrontation with Zimmerman, a neighborhood watchman. A physical fight ensued, and Martin was fatally shot.
In July 2013, a Florida jury found Zimmerman not guilty of second-degree murder and manslaughter, due to insufficient evidence. The acquittal was met with widespread outrage and protests, with many claiming Martin's shooting was racially motivated.
Attorney General Eric Holder said in a written statement:
We should all be so lucky when getting arrested. LOLz!
A woman in Sinaloa, western Mexico was enjoying Fifty Shades of Grey a little bit too much in the theater. While the film was playing, the 33-year-old was caught playing with herself in the 12th row.
Then, instead of depriving her of any roughness, the cops decided to arrest her for masturbation, and cuff her, nearly completing the fantasy she was trying to live out anyway!
So, some might say this law breaker had a happy ending!
The biggest mystery, of course, is how she was caught masturbating over the sound of everyone else masturbating — it was a showing of Fifty Shades, after all! HA!
This is getting heated.
Well, Bobby Brown's legal counsel made a statement, explaining that they've been telling Nick he may be able to see Bobbi if he complies with certain things they're asking. The problem is that Nick has no guarantee that even if he complies he'll see get to see Bobbi.
In light of that, Nick's lawyer released a statement saying
According to a report, the super hot DJ has some nude pics and videos that are being shopped around to both porn and media outlets, so Calvin is putting a stop to it by hiring a lawyer.
The images are of Mr. Harris with various different women, as he hams it up for the camera.
How kinky of him!
And, per one outlet who has seen the pics, Calvin has nothing to be ashamed of, and that bulge (above) is 100% manmeat.
But, it's awful that his personal moments have been exposed, and hopefully his legal team stops this in time.
[Image via Emporio Armani.]