
Ryan Merriman has reached his final destination in his DUI case.
Alcohol education classes.
Merriman was arrested and charged with two counts of DUI and the Final Destination 3 actor pled no contest.
He was sentenced to pay a $390 fine, 3 years of informal probation and a wag of a finger with his ACCELERATED classes.
There wasn't a finger wag but how do people get off so easiily?!
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And has sent all of their kids to college and paid off the mortgage of their summer houses and bought them all new cars!
Funny how she doesn't have any of those things herself, huh?
Let's be blunt: Lindsay Lohan has been a mess that past few years. We're glad to see her finally getting back on her feet and making good on her promise to clean up her act, but it doesn't change the fact that we've seen her more times in an orange jumper than we have at movie premieres. Considering that fact and the fact that we're all still in a hard economic time, we began to wonder just how much money LiLo has spent on her lawyers over the last say, oh let's go with five years.
In the opinion of attorney Vikki Ziegler, she may have blown through her ENTIRE Playboy salary — and then some! According to the lawyer:
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Oh sometimes, Flo Rida doesn't get a good feeling.
A lawsuit is one of those times!
Mahogany Miller is suing the rapper for working her to the bone and paying her nothing for her hard work.
Miller claims that while she was Flo Rida's assistant, she would work 65 hour work weeks and get paid $3.08 per hour!
That can't be legal!
The former assistant says when she brought the issue up, she was let go the following day.
Miller is suing for unspecified damages.
We hope she gets paid if this report is true. Make that money, gurl!
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Wow…this is beyond wacky.
A man held up a bank in Sacramento last Saturday and his weapon of choice?
Two McDonald's apple pies?! WTF?!
Police arrested the guy but the bank employees thought two apple pies looked like bombs?
McDonald's might have to take them off the menu. These pies are too dangerous to let randos hold up banks with them.
Check out the video above to hear their cray-cray details.

Uh Oh!!
Let this be a reminder to everyone else that tax time is HERE!!! We all need to do them, and the sooner the better 'less we wanna end up like Sean Kingston!!
Apparently he owes the IRS $131,379 in back taxes. Eh… that's a big number, but for Hollywood, we give that a level 2 on the YIKES scale.
We think he can easily pony up the cash before Uncle Sam takes his New York digs on East 42nd Street!!!
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Okay, SURELY by now all of U are well aware that M.I.A. flipped a camera off in the middle of the Super Bowl halftime show — causing such a shizstorm!!
The Parents Television Council has demanded punishment for the televised shenanigans, and they sound super serious about it!!
The organization calls BS on both NBC and the NFL in their statement which reads:
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A guy named Phil woke up after being put to sleep by Ray J's bodyguards.
Now, he wants him some memory respect retribution!
Phil claims that
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Bow Wow better not run!
A Georgia judge has ordered him to be arrested ON SIGHT after he failed to pay a $100,000 bill to a tour bus company back in 2009.
The rapper has avoided the bill and a civil lawsuit for the past couple of years, which has prompted the judge to
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