Someone kill (we kid) both Linda and Hulk Hogan…or at the very least, shut them up for a very long time.

Responding to the Hulk's charming comments praising jealous homicide, Linda slung the mud back, saying, "Hulk's serial cheating destroyed our marriage, our family and our future. Sadly, his recent comments remind us that his definition of fair is much different than what the law dictates."

And her rep added that the family is "taking these recent comments seriously. We have always maintained that the fear that Linda has had to live with comes from the rage and instability much too often associated with pro wrestlers."

Or someone who has a protein bar for a brain.

[Image via WENN.]

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Hulk Hogan wants to distance himself from murderer OJ Simpson as much as possible.

Hulk had said during an interview that he "understood" Simpson and "could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat" in reference to his soon-to-be ex-wife Linda and her boytoy.

Adding, "I totally understand OJ. I get it." But now Hulk is taking back his comments.

Well, it didn't take long for Hogan to shove his tail between his legs!

Hulk's rep has just issued the following statement:

"Hulk in no way condones the OJ situation. As part of a larger conversation, he referred to it to exemplify his frustration with his own situation."

Really? It didn't sound like he was referring to the OJ situation. It sounded more like he was AGREEING with what happened.

What do U think?

[Image via WENN.]

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Just when we thought we wouldn't have to hear about Hulk Hogan for a while, we learn this bit of crazy news.

Looks like the Hulk is a bit on the homicidal side right now!

You KNOW you're losing your mind when you start relating to and showing compassion for OJ Simpson!

It seems the stress of the divorce is really affecting the Hulkster. Especially the fact that his gold-digger of a wife, Linda, has kept their $18 million mansion and is wasting away almost $40,000 a month.

The Hulk said in a recent interview that:

"I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat. You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it."

Let's hope the divorce case between these two ends soon.

And peacefully!

[Image via WENN.]

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Hey, ready for an episode of the World Lawyers Wrestling Federation?

In today's match, watch as Linda Hogan's attorney argues with Hulk Hogan in the media ring!

But the action doesn't stop there!

Hulk's attorney steps into the ring as well, but Linda's manages to hold his own!

Watch as matters of "morality," "acting skills," and "professionalism" are argued about!

Not shown: The press conference immediately following in which Hulk divulges his peroxide-and-friend-chicken beauty secrets!

Click here to watch the video of the confrontation that really happened!

[Image via WENN.]

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With all the money Hulk Hogan is forced to pay his money-hungry estranged wife, it's no surprise the millionaire is having financial "difficulties"!

Linda doesn't have to work. She just has to cry to the court that Hulk should pay her more. But that might not work much longer.

In fact, Hulk's attorneys have asked a judge to grant him access to some of his funds that were frozen while his divorce case is currently being hammered out.

On Monday, Hulk's attorneys filed documents with the court asking that they give their client $300,000 from his frozen assets.

According to Hogan, he had back surgery last month that will prevent him from working for a bit. Plus, he has bills adding up to over $312,000 and only has $400k in the bank.

He also had to pay $400,000 back in December for Linda's legal fees.

We hope he's got plenty of money frozen in the bank, cuz with all his bills plus his soon-to-be ex-wife sucking money from him, the Hulkster might have to ask for charity donations soon!

[Image via WENN.]

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There's a new twist to that murder-for-hire story involving Joe Graziano, the father of Nick Hogan's car crash victim!

Sources reveal that Joe might have been targeting Linda Hogan in addition to his estranged wife!

The cougar's flack said that the former Mrs. Hogan was "scared to death" by this revelation.

"Any threat from Ed Graziano would and is being taken very seriously," said Linda in a statement.

Police officials would not confirm claims that Linda Hogan's 'assassination' was part of Joe Graziano's plot.

[Linda image via WENN.]

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As we mentioned yesterday, the drama between Hulk and Linda Hogan just doesn't seem to end.

The latest court battle was over the Hulk's use of Linda's maintenance man, George Cruz. And not in a sexual way!

According to a new press release, cuz she's classy like that, when Linda left court yesterday, she was in tears as she said "Lets just say it's a mans world." And now we're hearing how the Cougar is crying about not having any privacy!

Linda says Hulk is "obsessed" with gathering information on her, which then results in him "grilling neighbors, friends, family members and workers with questions about her."

According to Linda's rep, Gary Smith, The Cougar's court appearance yesterday was due to "Hulk's refusal to pay an amount that had been previously agreed upon for the estate's maintenance workers. Hulk asked the court to borrow Linda's estate caretaker for a portion of the week, Linda said get your own. This is not a service or a money issue, it is strictly a privacy issue said Linda's rep. Between Hulk's BFF, a local DJ on the air reporting on her daily whereabouts and activities, coupled with his ongoing grilling of the neighbors, [and] the caretakers for information, LINDA HAS NO PRIVACY."

Boo hoo!

She must have it so rough!

And finally the statement says:

"Hulk's strategy of resolving this simple divorce is to batter Linda emotionally with defaults of payment that cause court hearings like Thursday's. Hulk is no stranger to this kind of emotional battery since this is just like his 1995 Kate Kennedy sexual battery case where he could have be charged with sexual battery, instead, he threatened to use "Linda's rights to sue Kennedy" as a ploy to have the case turned around into an extortion case."

First of all, if the Cougar really wanted PRIVACY then she should NEVER have signed up to be a reality TV whore.

Secondly, if it's true that Hulk is this "obsessed" with her, she should just get a restraining order and he should just move on!

[Image via WENN.]

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Lawyers working for Hulk Hogan and Cougar Linda are well funded by the crazy exes!

The former husband and wife are now fighting over maintenance man George Cruz. As part of their preliminary divorce deal, maintenance man George is to work at Cougar's mansion, paid for by Hulk.

Well, according to Cougar's new legal filings, Hulk has been summoning George to his mansion and making "unreasonable requests" for him to do extra work.

The "unreasonable requests" she listed include Hulk making George spend the whole day at his beach house helping his girlfriend move in and Hulk summoning Cruz to his house several times a day while he was out of town so that the maintenance man could walk the girlfriend's dogs.

On top of that, Cougar said Hulk always tried to get information about the comings and goings of Cougar's guests at the mansion from George.

When George finally stood up to Hulk about the extra work, Hulk apparently stopped paying for the maintenance man and Cougar has had to pay him out of her own pocket, a violation of their prelim agreement.

Oh, boo hoo!

The Hulkster's people shot back and said Cougar was at the root of all problems. When she forbade Cruz from working for or even talking to him, he decided to stop paying Cruz until the issue could be resolved.

His people also argued that instead of having the court intervene, Hulk and Cougar should settle the matter privately.

We have a feeling Cougar won't go for that!

[Images via WENN.]

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She has no shame!

Cougar Linda Hogan lets her ass hang out in a teeny weeny bikini at the Standard Hotel pool in Miami Beach on Tuesday.

CLICK HERE to check out the uncensored photo.

[Image via Starzlife.]

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