This woman needs to be spayed!

Although she has a brood of 14, which were almost taken away, Nadya "the birth canal" Suleman is open to having more children someday!

"If I wanted to do it the traditional way and get married. That's like another chapter," said Nadya.

Is this bitch for realz?!

Even though she depends on reality shows and shameless interview, Octo-mom claims that she "tries to limit it."

"I'm damned if I do and damned if I don't," she said of her only degrading source of income.

Considering raising her children include a staff of four totaling $10,000 per month, her uterus should be red tagged!

[Image via WENN.]

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The New York Times Magazine recently did a piece on Nadya Suleman to tie in with the upcoming British documentary Octo-Mom: Me & My Fourteen Kids. Suleman explains that this type of media coverage of her family is the only way she can support them:

"I made these choices out of the midst of being in survivor mode. I think 99 percent of people would have made the same decision."

Yes, but you willfully had FOURTEEN children when you knew you couldn't afford them. Nadya however doesn't see it that way:

"You don't understand. If you have these frozen embryos that are there, and they were writing you letters saying, We are charging you this much, and it's going up and up and up every month that they are stored — you can either use them or destroy them. You're like, O.K., I have six already. What's another? And maybe it won't even work. So, I just decided to take the chance because I didn't want to destroy the embryos. That was the main focus — not like: 'Oh, gosh! I really want eight!' People were thinking, 'Oh, she wanted so, so many.' No!"

But there was always the CHANCE you could have eight and you did!

Also…what's ANOTHER? It's SEVEN children instead of SIX! You just sound stoopid!

Now you have to subject the world to view your socially irresponsible decision firsthand so you can support them?

Sounds CRAZY like smart thinking to us!

[Image via WENN.]

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Is this the Octo-Mom's attempt at one-upping Jon Gosselin's vid???

If it is… Nadya wins in our book!

Ha!

Check out this HIGHlarious clip from Jimmy Kimmel Live of Suleman giving Miss South Carolina Teen USA a lesson on where babies come from!

Fast forward to 50 sec for the good shiz.

And OMG. That. Laugh.

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Boy Jon Gosselin! Talk about your lame attempt at a 180.

This douche is hoping that by consulting "spiritual advisers" with his life decisions, America will forgive him for being a terrible father, husband, and human being.

Newsflash: we can see right through you, Jon, and you are as fake as your "diamond" earrings. But at least the world is spared from the most horrendous idea for a reality show ever!

Jon - Kate = Jon + Octomom, the docu-drama that was set to follow Jon on his quest to conquer the heart of Octo-Mom Nadya Suleman, won't be getting Jon to participate after all. His "talent" agent sent a letter to the producers, explaining that Jon's spiritual advisers told him not to get involved.

The letter reads:

"While Jon appreciates the consideration and the potential revenues that it offers, after reviewing with both the management team and his spiritual advisers Jon has decided it is not in his best interest to pursue a show of this nature….it is important to Jon to focus on his family and repairing the relationship that Jon and Kate need to have, both for themselves and for the sake of their children."

He turned down "potential revenue"???

Praise Jesus, he's done something right for a change!

Oh sorry, we forgot, he's Jewish now!

Just praise God then!

[Image via WENN.]

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We can all breathe a sigh of relief!

Despite consistent rumors, Jon Gosselin and Nadya Suleman are not planning a reality show!

At least, that's what Jon's rep had to say!

Now he decides to have standards?!

No matter how hot Nadya is for the douchey father of eight, Jon - Kate = Jon + Octomom is not getting off the ground!

P.S. Who the eff came up with that name?!

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

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This was our idea! We better receive some kind of royalties!

In Touch Weekly is reporting that Jon Gosselin and Octo-mom, Nadya Suleman, are finally making their moves into a reality show - TOGETHER!

According to Bobby Goldstein, a former producer of Cheaters, Jon has agreed to star in a publicity stunt new reality show in which he’ll date the Octo-Mom!!! Will wonders never cease!!!

Pause: The odds of TLC letting Jon do this are about NONE!!!!

The pilot is to be called Jon – Kate = Jon + Octomom and produced by Bobby and a former producer of The Jerry Springer Show. The show, which Bobby calls an "entertaining fiasco" will follow Jon into America's worst nightmare. According to an obtained press release, the premise has Jon contemplating "what hooking up with Octomom could really be like" and becomes "creeped out by the idea that if they got married, they’d have 22 kids.”

Meanwhile, Nadya has "an insatiable desire to spend time with Jon and to put their families together" and has become so obsessed with him that “she’s already talking openly about the two of them getting married..It’s so bad that when they finally meet, Octomom’s brood may start calling Jon ‘Daddy.’ If this doesn’t make Jon lose it, then Octomom modeling her bikini body for him will.”

We're going to lose it just thinking about this freakshow actually happening!!!

Who the hell would watch this???

Would U?

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Watch your man, Homewrecking Hailey! There's woman on the prowl with a multitude of children and a lot of media coverage looking to steal your man - and it ain't Kate Gosselin (we don't think you could pay her to be seen with him anymore.)

Nope, the woman in question after Jon Gosselin is none other than Nadya Suleman, the Octo-Mom herself!

Though Nadya sounds off that she doesn't think Kate should start dating anyone while she is managing her broad, she did tell her bestest friends, the paparazzi, she finds Kate's ex to be quite a catch:

“I kind of have a crush on Jon Gosselin…I think he’s hot!"

What a desperate attempt to stay relevant by attaching herself to Jon. We hate to break it to her, but we think even he has higher standards than her.

Then again, Jon may take her up on an offer for a "showmance" - it'd be good for business!

A match made in desperate, fame-whoring heaven!

Jon and Nadya Plus 22!

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

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We're suuuure the paparazzi were hanging around San Clemente State Beach on Saturday afternoon and just happened to run into the Octo-Mom in action!

…Really.

America's second favorite mother of multiples (Kate's still #1!) took a few members of the Octo-Army out for a relaxing day at the beach over the holiday weekend.

The kids look like they're having the time of their lives!

[Image via WENN.]

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It sure as hell beats Shrek: The Musical! (Sorry, Sutton!)

Check out the latest underground hit in the Hollywood theater scene, Octo-Mom: The Musical, above!

Thoughts?

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