As they say, it's not a vacation without an arrest!
What? They don't say that??
As far as why the Biebs is facing all these charges, officials said:
The Juice wants to fresh-squeeze himself some Kim Kardashian badonkadonk!
As sick as this sounds, prison sources at the penitentiary where O.J. Simpson is currently locked up are saying that the 67-year-old former football star is truly OBSESSED with Kimmy K!
O.J. allegedly even keeps pics of Kim hanging up inside his cell! Keep in mind, this is the daughter of his friend and former defense attorney, the late Robert Kardashian!
Super creepy, right??
An insider spilled:
Such sad news about a man who cared for his family so much.
Louis Brown Jr., the father of O.J. Simpson’s ex wife Nicole Brown Simpson, has sadly passed away at the age of 90.
Brown had been battling Alzheimer’s disease, according to his daughter Denise Brown, and he succumbed last Thursday, at 3:40am at his home in Dana Point. She gave a statement, which said
With the 20th anniversary of the murder of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman coming up, Ron’s dad Fred Goldman is speaking out about his son’s murder.
In an interview, the 73-year-old explains that O.J. Simpson, who he simply calls “the killer,” got off on the murders because of a suitcase of evidence that Robert Kardashian carried around!
He also claims that Rob was there on the night when Nicole and Ron were killed!
Apparently you can’t escape, death, taxes, and your water and sewer bill if you live in Florida!
In case you were wondering, O.J. Simpson has been calling ‘jail’ home for several years, but his house in Miami-Dade County was still in his name until it was auctioned off last October.
Unfortunately for The Juice, the Water and Sewer Dept. said that he still owed
Wait….what is HAPPENING?!
But the most shocking moment was when the 29-year-old joked about sleeping with her "father" O.J. Simpson!
Some people slam the door when they lose their jobs; Jay Leno is slamming EVERYONE!
"When I started hosting, Justin Bieber wasn't even been born yet. That's why we call those 'the good old days.'"
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see all of Jay's last laughs after an amazing 22 year run as host! We'll miss this most of all!
Wow! We didn’t see this coming!
However, the 66-year-old isn’t sure he has a brain tumor, he just thinks he does, and he also thinks he could die any day. His brain is currently being tested to see whether or not any cancer is present.
Right now, O.J. is in a Nevada jail on a 33-year sentence for kidnapping and robbery, and is eligible for parole in 2017.
Apparently, since being in prison, O.J. has started stuttering, has trouble hearing, and his vision is blurred.
It all sounds terrible, but the President might have bigger things to deal with right now and will let the legal system handle the situation.
What do U think???
[Image via AP Images.]