Aw, shiz!

It's on!

Here's what Pam Anderson had to say about the UK's queen of boob, Katie Price Jordan:

"I have no idea how she became famous. She shows off her kids all the time in TV shows - that's beyond low. I’d never do that. Kids can’t make that decision at that age, can they?”

There hasn't been a peep from the Jordan camp yet.

Maybe she's waiting to say something to Pam's face!

Jordan is set to be in Hollywoodland early next year. They need to wrestle it out!

[Images via WENN.]

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Boobalicious Pamela Anderson was one of the celebs that graced Vivienne Westwood's fashion show in London on Thursday night.

That man in a mask is staring at _____________.

[Image via AP.]

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What does Pamela Anderson think of Sarah Palin???

Click here to find out!

So sweet.

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We didn't believe it for a second!

Failed reality 'star', Pamela Anderson, popped in for a chat with Ellen DeGeneres early in the week and denied the rumors circulating that she's dating Michael Jackson:

"He just wants me to be in a video. My life is so interesting. My life is a blur."

When Ellen pressed Pam, the blonde admitted to hanging with the gloved one. But, she gave a rather odd response:

"It happens … skin cancer and Vicodin. I don’t know … I have a lot of interesting friends."

Who has skin cancer?

Pam?

Jacko?

Is this part of a big Wacko/Pambo publicity stunt?

We can just picture it now….the two of them popping Vicodin and giving each other manicures!

[Images via Mavrix.]

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We're thinking this is most likely not true or that maybe someone in Pamela Anderson's camp leaked this rumor, but it's too funny not to pass along.

According to the Mirror, the king of wackness, Michael Jackson, has been on several dates with former Baywatch blonde Pamela Anderson.

Hah!

Apparently, Pam is a big fan of Jackson and the two have been "hooking up in Malibu."

And according to a source, "It was all arranged by their people in total secrecy, very cloak and dagger."

Puh-lease!

You KNOW if Jacko was dating a natural-born female, his people would be paying news agencies to report on it.

According to the source, though, the two shared a private first date. Adding, "They arrived separately at the Shutters Hotel on Malibu Beach so no one would suspect anything and then had a few drinks in the bar."

The source continued, "They were very chatty. Pamela was being her usual flirty self and Michael seemed to be responding. They are such a strange couple but they seemed to really hit it off."

And did the two have a second date?

It seems they'd like us to believe so.

The source adds, "They went for a coffee at Country Mart in Malibu and looked very comfortable with each other. They chatted about Michael turning 50, his new album, their kids. And he seemed genuinely interested in Pamela."

Pambo needs to go on a hunt for Wacko and tape it all for her "reality" show!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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Left: Pamela Anderson. Right: the late, great Leigh Bowery.

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Left: Pamela Anderson. Right: Tammy Faye Baker.

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Left: Pamela Anderson: Right: Hatchet Face from Cry Baby.

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A close-up of Pamela Anderson's glorious face.

The blonde bimbo was photographed Tuesday (above) in Sydney.

Pambo is in Australia to promote her new reality show, Pam: Girl on the Loose.

Let's hope the ratings are better down under than they are back in America!

[Image via WENN.]

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