Robin Thicke News Archive
The Miley Cyrus Porn Parody Has Finally Arrived & It's Even STRANGER Than Anything You Imagined! Promise!
If you thought the Adore video was racy, wait until you see the Miley Cyrus porn!
Molly's Wrecking Ballz: A XXX Parody was released upon the world's face today, and it is BANANAS! Actually, bananas may play a featured role…
It's called the Miley Cyrus porn parody, but there are more Bangerz on hand than just an ersatz Mileybird. The skin flick is filled with Beyoncé, Liam Hemsworth, and Justin Bieber look-alikes that look nothing like their celeb counterparts.
We think it might actually be the real Robin Thicke though… kidding!!
We'd say try not to get any in your eye, but it's actually kind of a must watch, just for the insanity factor!
See the very, very, very NSFW trailer for the porn parody…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Robin Thicke Reveals That He & Paula Patton Are "Very Happy" Right Now! Is An Official Reconciliation In The Works?
But we finally have an accurate progress report AND it's from the Blurred Lines singer, himself!
In one of his first interviews since their split in February, the 37-year-old performer explained why he decided to very publicly profess his love for Paula multiple times in concert, post-separation:
"My music is very honest about what I'm going through and my songs are about my life. And my relationship with her was 21 years of my life, so I just thought it was important to me to let people know how much she means to me."
And although it was reported that his former lady saw the concert confessions excessive, Thickey explained that she really
World's Creepiest Animatronic Stripper Wants To Give You A Lap Dance In The VIP Room Of Hell! See The Vid HERE!
Have you ever wondered what would happen if an Austin Powers Sexbot went to the creepy orgy in Eyes Wide Shut?
No, of course you haven't! You're a normal, tax-paying citizen!
Jordan Wolfson, however, is an arteeeest of the highest caliber! He doesn't paint or make stuff out of clay or anything boring like that, though.
His canvas is your mind! His watercolors are the stuff nightmares are made of!!
His extremely terrifying new installation - called for some reason "unnamed doll" and not "It feasts on your soul!" - is a scantily-clad and pleasantly proportioned animatronic mannequin with a grotesque face, Mickey Mouse hands, and hips that gyrate to Satan's very own cover of Robin Thicke's Blurred Lines.
Plus, the thing's a** is covered is gross goo and there's a stripper pole coming out of its chest!!
Seriously, we're not even f*cking kidding.
Curious to see it with your own eyes?
No, of course you aren't. You're a normal, tax-paying citizen. We've been over this. Still… we don't blame you if you're a tad curious.
the most horrific thing you will ever see in your life art…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Robin Thicke Hasn't Been Served Divorce Papers From Paula Patton Just Yet, But He Isn't Back In Her Good Graces Either!
Are they or aren't they?!?!
This marriage is in a serious limbo what with Robin Thicke wanting to win Paula Patton back, but her not exactly reciprocating.
However, it sounds like there could be a chance for these two because Paula hasn't yet filed for divorce or even MET with a divorce lawyer. But then again, she isn't exactly being wooed by Robin's tactics.
Despite the Blurred Lines singer trying to woo Paula both publicly and privately, it seems Paula is standing strong and demanding he prove he's going to be a good husband. Guess it takes more than a few flowers and few love declarations to clean up the mess he made.
Looks like this one will just be a matter of time, but we hope it's all resolved amicably with their little boy's best interest in mind.
[Image via WENN.]
Robin Thicke's Dad, Alan, Is Getting His Own Reality Show & The Name Of It Is SURE To Make You Cringe!
Is this gonna be Growing Pains part two?! LOLz!!
Alan Thicke, aka Jason Seaver, is coming back to your TV!
TVGN has ordered a 14-episode reality show from Robin Thicke's dad for the station and the name is, if we're being honest, kind of gross.
Are you ready?
The show is reportedly going to follow Alan's family and the challenges they encounter. He also admitted that it's a "reality-ish" show.
Soooooooo, that means it will be scripted?
How Did Robin Thicke Spend His 37th Birthday? Begging Paula Patton To Return? Nope! He Partied With THIS Model Magnet!
Taking a break to party? We dunno if she'll like that…
Paula might not be too happy about that!
Though the boys partied the night away, there's one thing about the shindig we're hoping will score some points for him!