It's like something out of a movie. A crappy movie!

Remy Ma, whose real name is Remy Smith, is sitting tight in jail and facing up to 25 years for shooting her friend, Makeda Barnes-Joseph, last July in the stomach.

Oddly enough, Remy Ma was set to get married yesterday in jail, to her fiance Papoose (classy), whose real name is Shamele Mackie.

However, the wedding was quickly called off when a "visitor" was found with a handcuff key!

What, no time to bake a nail file into a cupcake?

A corrections officer said, "A wedding was scheduled today and a visitor to that wedding service was found to be in possession of jail contraband so the wedding was canceled. The key that was found today easily opened handcuffs that we and other law enforcement officials use."

So was Papoose trying to break out his bride to be?

The official adds, "The visitor was sanctioned by not being able to visit Rikers Island again for six months. He was asked to leave."

Neither Remy nor Papoose's reps are commenting on the incident.

Luckily Papoose was not charged after he voluntarily surrendered the key to the authorities.

He should have been arrested though!

Update: Sentencing is in and a judge has ordered Remy to do EIGHT years in jail. She had faced up to 25.

There goes her "career."

[Image via WENN.]

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Guns kill!!!!!!!

We're all for people having the right to bear arms (within reason), but…..

There needs to be a stricter screening process and background check!!!!

Some "accidents" just don't need to happen.

Like that dude that accidentally shot and killed his 9-year-old son after he mistook him for a turkey!

Yeah, he was allegedly high and drunk!

Well, it just happened AGAIN.

David Schmidthuber went turkey hunting with his 14-year-old son in Oldham County, Kentucky, this past weekend.

His son Steven got separated from his father about 30 minutes after entering the woods.

That's when police say the father mistook his son for a turkey and shot him!!!!!

We're serious.

The son passed away due to the shot.

According to police, no charges are expected to be filed.

We just can't even begin to imagine what that would do to a person: KILLING your own son.

What a fucking idiot!!!!!

Dear parents: please please please please PLEASE keep your children safe at home when you go hunting or will be using firearms.

It's just common sense!!!!!

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How sad.

Stephan Miller, a 39 year old animal trainer from Big Bear Lake, CA, was attacked by a grizzly bear on Tuesday at the Predators in Action wild animal training center.

Two other handlers were working with the 5 year-old bear, named Rocky, when it attacked. The other two were able to pepper spray and subdue Rocky.

Luckily, there were no other injuries.

You've probably seen Rocky before. It's the same grizzly bear featured in Will Ferrell's film Semi-Pro, in which Ferrell appears to wrestle with the bear.

What could have gone so wrong???

Officials arrived to investigate the incident and Fish and Game spokesman, Harry Morse, said yesterday that his department would not decide whether Rocky would be euthanized since the attack occurred outside its jurisdiction.

It may be up to the San Bernandino county animal care officials to decide Rocky's fate.

Poor thing. He didn't asked to be locked up and trained like pet. He's a wild animal, after all. You can't really ever predict what they're going to go.

Just ask Siegfried and Roy!

Eerily enough, Randy Miller, the owner of the training location and cousin of the attacked trainer, was quoted in the local newspaper in February as saying Rocky is "the best working bear in the business." But continued by stating, "If one of these animals gets a hold of your throat, you're finished."

What will happen to poor Rocky???

Should they kill him?

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This is the only pic we've been able to find of Aliza Shvarts, the Yale student who thinks that abortion = art.

CLICK HERE to read about the horrifying things she has done.

Update:

Here's another photo!

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Cameron Diaz is speaking out about the tragic and sudden death of her father, Emilio, 58, who died Tuesday of pneumonia.

The actress says in a statement:

"My mom, sister and I are deeply appreciative of the overwhelming outpouring of love and support during this difficult time for us and all of our family. My dad was loved by so many people and his humor and spirit will always live on in our hearts."

In honor of Diaz's father, we highly suggest you CLICK HERE to read up on the charities Cameron's been involved with and make a donation in the name of Emilio.

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Cameron Diaz's father, Emilio, passed away suddenly on Tuesday.

The Cuban-American was in very good health but succumbed to a bad case of pneumonia.

Que triste.

He was only 58 years old.

Truly heartbreaking.

Our deepest and sincerest condolences to Cameron y la familia.

[Photo via Getty Images.]

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As we're all sadly aware of, Patrick Swayze was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer earlier this year.

Now, Swayze and his doctor are stating that the treatment is working! They said the response to the treatment was "excellent."

Great news! Or are they just trying to keep everyone optimistic?

Pancreatic cancer is (until now) incurable.

Patrick and his wife told People, "We're thrilled and grateful for the positive response Patrick has shown towards his treatment. Also, we can't help but feel that all the prayers, meditations and good thoughts sent his way by everyone has made a difference. Thank you!"

Swayze's physician added that Patrick "continues to respond well to his treatment for pancreatic cancer. Because of his excellent response, he will continue the same therapy at Stanford."

Let's keep sending over those positive thoughts! He still needs them!

[Image via WENN.]

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Roger Ebert is still undergoing major health problems and getting more surgery soon.

Click here to read his first-person account of his ongoing battle with illness.

Our thought are with ya!

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For the first time since the untimely death of Jason Rae of a suspected drug overdose, Crorinne Bailey Rae ventured outside of her home on Thursday.

The singer laid flowers and heather at a 32ft memorial cross on the moors near her home in Otley, West Yorkshire, U.K.

Our thoughts are with Corinne.

[Image by BARM via Fame Pictures.]

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Patrick Swayze is remaining optimistic, despite his recent diagnosis with pancreatic cancer.

The actor's publicist released this statement Wednesday afternoon:

"Actor Patrick Swayze has been diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer and is currently undergoing treatment. Patrick's physician Dr. George Fisher states, 'Patrick has a very limited amount of disease and he appears to be responding well to treatment thus far. All of the reports stating the timeframe of his prognosis and his physical side effects are absolutely untrue. We are considerably more optimistic.' Patrick is continuing his normal schedule during this time, which includes working on upcoming projects. The outpouring of support and concern he has already received from the public is deeply appreciated by Patrick and his family."

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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