We just… can't.
As you know, Beyoncé shocked the world when she released her second visual album, Lemonade, where she referenced an alleged mistress named 'Becky' on the track Sorry.
Obviously, fans (us included) went WILD trying to figure out the identity of the woman who Jay Z may or may not have cheated on the 35-year-old songstress with.
And while it's relatively off-topic all these months later, one of Queen Bey's hairstylists (or, probably former hairstylists now) decided to speak with DailyMail.com about the possibility that Kris Jenner is the mysterious Becky.
Yes, you read that correctly. Kris freaking Jenner. LOLz!
Even though this is the most ridiculous thing we've ever heard, let's continue…
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Anthony Pazos, who helped style Beyoncé for the VMAs and the Super Bowl, explained:
Uh oh! Beyoncé's mom Tina Knowles just made things super awkward on social media on Monday!
Without realizing it, the 62-year-old posted a pic of her daughter Solange and her grandson Jules in an elevator with Jay Z to Instagram!
In case you don't remember, the two in-laws were involved in a now infamous elevator fight with Bey after the 2014 Met Gala. Two years later and it's never been revealed what the iconic songstress' little sis and her rapper husband were disagreeing over.
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So, you can just imagine how regretful Tina must have been when she posted the new pic from the night of Solange's Saturday Night Live performance to the gram!
So. Much. Beauty.
Karlie Kloss, Solange, Zendaya, and Olivia Munn gorgeously showcased their personal styles at the CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund Awards in New York Monday.
We don't know where to look first!
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Karlie was white-hot in a Prabal Gurung dress with floral embroidery all along the left side, while Solange got all shiny in her silver wide leg pantsuit. Shades of Hillary Clinton! LOLz!
Zendaya and Olivia were all about showing skin in their respective numbers, with Z in an off-shoulder blue floral dress with cut-outs along the waistline that flaunted her AMAZE abs, and Olivia in a plunging floral frock with leg slit.
Rawr to both of them!
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Peter Griffin is always in the wrong place at the wrong time… especially in one of Family Guy's random cutaway scenes!
On Sunday, the comedy took its cartoon patriarch way back to 2014, placing him in the elevator as Jay Z was attacked by his sister-in-law Solange Knowles.
The gag starts when Peter tells his wife Lois that he's all-too-familiar with what happens when people hold in their aggression for too long.
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The scene then cuts to overhead black-and-white security footage of Seth MacFarlane's character onboard the elevator with the Empire State of Mind rapper, Beyoncé, Solange, and a security guard.
All Peter wants to do is go to the second floor business center to print out his boarding pass, when he witnesses a fuming Solange lunge at Hova and proceed to kick the sh*t out of him while Bey just… watches!
Ch-ch-check out the funny clip (below) to see what happens!
Now THIS is how you celebrate a birthday!
As you may recall, Beyoncé's plans for a Soul Train-themed 35th birthday bash came out last week and, thankfully, pics from the epic event have dropped. Bless!
On Monday, the Sorry singer got her boogie on alongside her husband Jay Z, their daughter Blue Ivy Carter, and the countless celebs who attended the party. LOLz!
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At one point Queen Bey was spotted rocking glittery bottoms which only had one-leg! Not to mention, the Run This Town rapper was seen in a Jimi Hendrix-esque ensemble. Don't believe us?
Ch-ch-check out the powerhouse couple dancing in their groovy outfits (below)!