This may be literally the dumbest thing we've ever heard…
AMC Theatres is the largest movie theater chain in the entire country, but just because you're the biggest doesn't mean you're the best.
Case in point: it was revealed on Wednesday that the company's CEO of only four months, Adam Aron, is toying with the idea of allowing text messaging in theaters!!!
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Yeah… no thank you, Adam.
While the businessman is responsible for upgrading the food and seats at AMC's locations throughout the country, we can't see how having select theaters where texting is allowed would be beneficial to anyone.
The former Philadelphia 76ers co-owner sat down with Variety to discuss his idiotic plan, saying:
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Eric Stonestreet may be on one of TV's biggest comedies, but that doesn't mean the actor can't find love like the rest of us!
But when he stopped by Ellen on Tuesday, the Modern Family star was a bit hesitant to let everyone to know just how much fun he's having on Tinder.
In the sit down, the 44-year-old explained that even though he actively chats with other hopeful romantics on the popular dating app, he gets too nervous to actually meet people in person!
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But when Ellen asked him how many people he's actually met, Stonestreet admitted he's had "different degrees of varying fun" in his meetups.
What a classy way to say booty calls! LOLz!
We wonder if that's how he met Bethenny Frankel…
Ch-ch-check out the full clip (above) to see the actor talk Tinder and dish on his new HBO film Confirmation!