She's desperate for a new - more famous boyfriend - and she's not going to stop until she gets one!

And it seems like former MTV VJ/failed actress Vanessa Minnillo has just lured a Hollywood actor horny enough to fall into her trap!

According to reports, That '70s Show alum Topher Grace succumbed to her penis-seeking ways on Saturday night.

It all went down at a private party at Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane's house.

According to an eyewitness:

- We saw Vanessa and Spider-Man 3 star Topher chatting. Topher then started rubbing her arm, and Vanessa whispered in his ear and they exchanged phone numbers.

- Before long they were on the dance floor and putting the "dirty" in dirty dancing. Vanessa took off her shoes and held them in one hand, wrapping her other arm around Topher's neck and the next thing we knew she was kissing him on the neck!

- In a bit of perfect timing the DJ spun "Sex on Fire" by Kings of Leon and Vanessa turned her back to Topher, and did a super hot grind/dance while he played with her hair. The music switched to The Jackson Five's ABC and that's when Vanessa and Nick, er Topher starting MAKING OUT right on the dance floor!

- Around 1:30 a.m. Sunday they left the party — together.

Ughhhh. Topher, Topher, Topher.

We hope you used protection!

Don't turn it into anything more than a moment of weakness and a one-night stand!

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Vanessa Minnillo isn't going to let her recent breakup with Nick Lachey get her down.

After three years of dating Jessica Simpson's leftovers, and after months of speculation, Minnillo and Lachey have officially called it quits.

And Minnillo is ready to get back into the dating scene!

Vanessa was spotted Tuesday at the Reebok Easytone party in Beverly Hills. And according to Minnillo an insider, "She certainly wasn't moping in the corner or looking upset over her breakup at all. I saw her talking to three or four really cute guys. She totally seemed to be flirting and didn't look like she was upset or anything."

She's probably had three breakup parties alreadt!

The source adds, "Vanessa doesn't strike me as the type of girl that will remain single for long. She looks like she's on the prowl and that she'll stop at nothing to get her prey."

Hopefully Nick gets an upgrade this time around!

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After three years of screwing around and being the poster couple of downgrading, Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo have broken up.

We're sure it's just somewhat gratifying to her that that Nick Lachey's life is going to shit, while ex-wife Jessica Simpson is about to rebound (just a little).

A rep fo Minnillo BlahNick has confirmed the couple have called it quits.

A source says that it was an "amicable" split, with both sides still wanting to remain "friends." The source also explains: "They still care about each other very much. This is what's best for both of them."

But where do they go from here? We can't see anyone else wanting to date them. Maybe they'll separate and then get back together after they realize any careers they might have had fizzled out about the same time Nick started doing guest spots on One Tree Hill.

Oh well. Another Hollywood showmance over and done with.

Who's next?

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Vanessa Minnilo wants that ring on her finger so badly that she mentioned the subject to Las Vegas columnist Robin Leach three times in the course of one brief interview.

When referring to a 5-carat diamond on her middle finger, Minillo said, "It will be 10 carats when it moves to the fourth finger!"

It's all about the love with her!!!

Plus, she's delusional if she thinks Nick Lachey can afford that!!!!

The former VJ was in Vegas sans boyfriend, Lachey. She pouted, "So once again it looks as if I'm always the bridesmaid but never the bride."

Yikes!

When Minnillo realized her verbal mishap, she set the record straight with, "This romance is still going strong. There will always be rumblings and rumors that we've broken up, but in fact, it's very much still on – and it keeps on getting better. Maybe this will be the one time I wind up the bride instead of the bridesmaid!"

She's only 28!

Calm down!!!!

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In what's probably the most exciting thing she has ever done in her life, Nick Lachey's girlfriend, Vanessa Minnillo, was caught canoodling with 90210's Matt Lanter!

Vanessa you're doing it wrong!

If you want attention you're supposed to either get a DUI and/or get pregnant and/or flash your vagina!

Even your scandal is snooze-inducing!

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It's the curse of Joe Simpson!

After successfully destroying daughter Jessica Simpson's music career, Papa Joe is extending his reach to former son-in-law Nick Lachey, who is reportedly on the rocks with longtime girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo and floundering for a comeback.

According to a source, "They argue all the time, and Nick is done with her. He feels like she’s holding him back, careerwise."

And it's true…we haven't seen much of Lachey lately, although people are quick to defend his last single, Patience, which has performed lukewarm on the adult contemporary charts to a No. 39 position on Billboard's Hot Adult Top 40.

What is "Hot Adult" anyway?!

Friends are saying that Lachey needs some sort of mainstream pop hit in order to launch a career comeback, and that in order to do so, he's gotta ditch Minnillo, especially since "The relationship has been over for a while, but he’s too nice a guy to end things completely."

Of course, their respective mouthpieces are playing dumb, saying that as far as they know, everything is fine.

Ditch her Nick!

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Despite having a girlfriend that looks like poo poo dribbles and persistent rumors of having relationship problems, Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are still together.

The "happy couple" was spotted Monday grabbing some lunch at the Beverly Glenn Deli near Los Angeles.

We're surprised the two of them are still together, really. Not as surprised that don't really have any careers!

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Are they already over?

Last November, we mentioned that there was buzz going around that Nick Lachey's girlfriend, former MTV host Vanessa Minnillo, was allegedly up to all sorts of no good around town and that their romance was on the rocks.

Well, some stuff went down this Super Bowl weekend which makes us wonder if they're even still together.

According to the NY Daily News, Minnillo was supposed attend Nick's “Super Skins” party on Friday night in Tampa, but the wannabe actress failed to appear at the last minute.

A snitch commented, “No one knew what happened [with Vanessa]. She just didn’t show. We’re not even sure if she came to Tampa.”

Her absence apparently didn't bug Nick one bit. Lachey was spotted boarding a private yacht at 2am with a gaggle of ladies.

One not enough, Nick?

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Uhmmmm…..

What the fuckity fuck is wrong with her face????

Looks like the couple that no one really cares about is still together.

On New Year's Eve, Nick Lachey and that tranny of a mess, Vanessa Minnillo, were spotted celebrating at the Fontainebleau Hotel's LIV nightclub in Miami Beach.

But, seriously, what's wrong with Vanessa???

It looks like she had her face sucked to Nick's ass for about an hour before this picture was taken!

[Image via WENN.]

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