Ok, Vanessa Minnillo is officially lacking any brains. But that's not exactly a surprise, now is it?

During a recent interview with In Touch Weekly, the "actress" spoke about her career and her desire to win an Oscar.

Hah!

Seriously!

Says MiMoron, "My goal is to be acting and winning an Oscar."

We can't believe she said that with a straight face!!!

She added, "I want to be an actress with an Oscar and babies."

Is she delusional???

Her career highlights include MTV's TRL, fucking Nick Lachey and that shiteous Epic Movie. No one even saw that shitfest!

Oh, and who does Minnillo want to be like?

Julia Roberts, of course.

Minnillo adds, "She's phenomenal! I would love to be just like her."

Good look trying…and failing!

P.S. You'll have better luck winning an AVN award for your future work in porn!

[Image via WENN.]

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For the four of you that still care about these D-listers…..

The National Enquirer is reporting that Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are on the verge of breaking up.

Finally!

They've supposedly been in a 'break up-make up' cycle for months. Nick is apparently sick of Minnillo pressuring him to put a ring on her finger and give her babies, among other things.

We think that's what she wanted from the first moment they hooked up!

Nick, didn't you see that, too?

Vanessa's career post-TRL has gone NOWHERE. Girlfriend's become all sorts of desperate!

The Enquirer goes on to report that their issues were "on public display" at the end of last month at LA's popular celeb hangout, Katsuya. According to an eyewitness, they “sat in stone silence for more than 30 minutes after having what appeared to be an argument. As they left that night, Vanessa was in tears sitting next to Nick who was gripping the steering wheel of the car.”

Another source wouldn't be shocked if "Nick is sick of her." At a birthday bash for basketball star Baron Davis, Vanessa “had a good bit to drink, and she turned into a bitchy high school drama queen.” The source goes on to say that 'Nessa was totally rude to some people and then flirted with a bunch of athletes, hung all over other guys, rude to fans who wanted her autograph and spent half the evening sneering at other female guests.

Sounds like someone was trying to get her boyfriend jealous. Grow up!

If the Enquirer is truly on to something, more dramz will be heading our way.

Juicy!

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Spotted: Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo getting wasted at Pineapple Hill, a small dive bar in Sherman Oaks, on Monday. They love St. Paddy's Day!

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Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo were spotted at the airport in Cabo on Sunday.

These two sure love to take a lot of vacations!

Hey, when nothing is really going on in your "career", why not????

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- Justin Timberlake has been cast in a new baseball film. He really should just stick to singing and dancing!

- Some idiot has hired Vanessa Minnillo to act in a film. We're sure it's going direct to DVD.

- Exciting news! Sopranos alum Edie Falco has signed on to star in her own TV program for Showtime.

- And, finally, after nine years on the show, actor Jesse L. Martin is leaving Law & Order. Time to go back to Broadway!

[Image via WENN.]

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We smelled the bullshiz!

Despite a report from Fox news claiming they were getting married this weekend in the Bahamas, Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are NOT tying the knot as we speak.

"Not true. Fox made it up," Lachey's rep said on Saturday of the wedding talk.

OK! magazine probably started the rumor to help sell more copies of their current issue, which has Nich & Vanessa on the cover.

Smart!

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Is this true or not? We'll find out shortly!

Fox News is reporting that Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are getting married this weekend in the Bahamas.

The pair is said to be married in a secret ceremony at one of the Carlyle Hotels.

Minnillo's entourage reportedly arrived oat the hotel on Friday afternoon.

This may just be a rumor. And, if it's true, Jessica Simpson's gonna have the best Christmas ever!

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Nick Lachey and his former VJ girlfriend, Vanessa Minnillo are on the cover of the new issue of OK!. That's probably the only magazine that would put them on the cover.

We sure hope OK! didn't pay them for this.

THEY should be paying the mag!

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How drunk does Vanessa Minnillo look here????

The hard-pAArtying bad girl, who is no longer working at MTV or Entertainment Tonight, has somehow managed to make her relationship to Nick Lachey work.

The couple of a year and a half enjoyed a nice romantic getaway in Puerto Rico this weekend.

Here they are partying it up at Brava Club on Friday night.

How many times do you think Vanessa has puked on Nick during sex???

Don't get too drunk to fuck!

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