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Jack In The Box Adds Bacon Milkshake To Their Menu

Filed under: Fast Food

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Have you ever had the strong desire to drink bacon?

Yeah, neither have we, but apparently Jack In The Box thinks everyone is dying to drink their favorite breakfast meat.

The fast food chain is now serving bacon milkshakes, which are flavored with bacon syrup, not real bacon (talking to you vegetarians). That's right. So now you can enjoy all of the pleasure of drinking bacon flavored frozen milk without any of the guilt!

Just kidding! It's still 773 calories for a regular sized order (large is 1081), so anybody still staying true to their weight loss resolution should avoid this drink at all costs.

If you DO decide to give into temptation, this bacon bad boy won't be around for very long, so act fast. A spokesman from the fast food joint told sources:

"The shake is not listed on our menus in the restaurants, so it's more of a 'secret item' that people can order. Each restaurant is getting a very limited quantity, so we don't know how long they will last."

Are U going to give Jack In The Box's bacon milkshake a shot?

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Country Star Rodney Atkins Avoids Jail In Alleged Wife-Smothering Attack

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Looks like Rodney Atkins can breathe easy…unlike his wife (allegedly).

The country star struck a deal with Tennessee prosecutors after he was arrested in November when his then wife, Tammy Atkins, claimed he tried to smother her to death with a pillow.

Really?!

Atkins claims he's innocent and agreed to 30 hours of community service and a year probation after he already completed anger management courses and drug/alcohol evaluations.

Atkins said the following in a statement:

[Image via WENN.]

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Jennifer Hudson Wanted By Alleged Family Killer's Lawyers!!

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Ugh!! What?? Seriously??

The lawyers of the man who allegedly murdered Jennifer Hudson's family want to meet with Jenny before the trial.

Apparently they want to

[Image via C.M. Wiggins/WENN.]

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Man Gets Stabby Over A McDonald's Brownie

Stabbing people over McDonald's brownies is no way to go through life, son.

Apparently it was a delicious treat from the fast-food joint that made a man in Lackawanna County stab his brother.

It comes as no surprise to hear that Erik Cain had been arrested the week before for going after his girlfriend with a knife, too (probably over an Arby's Cherry Turnover).

And can we just say tha-- AHH! Look at that mugshot!!

Get it away from us! LOLz!

Check out the clip above!

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This Is The Best Way To Order Food, Ever!

Filed under: Etc. > Fast Food > Food > Silly

Giorgio loves Sonic and their food -- so much that he's willing to order in song!

Not only is this incredibly creative, but Giorgio has an astounding voice!

We'd love to hear him sing other things in person, or maybe he should audition for X Factor??

Either way, we need more of him in our lives!! Check out his YouTube page HERE!!

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Republican Congressman Posts Onion Article As Fact On Facebook! LOLz!!

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OHHHH…. WOW!!!

As if we needed further evidence that the GOP is just a big circus…

Republican Congressman John Fleming actually posted an Onion article for his loyal followers to read AS FACT!

The headline boasts

[Image via Facebook.]

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Man Robs Bank…With Apple Pies?!

Wow…this is beyond wacky.

A man held up a bank in Sacramento last Saturday and his weapon of choice?

Two McDonald's apple pies?! WTF?!

Police arrested the guy but the bank employees thought two apple pies looked like bombs?

McDonald's might have to take them off the menu. These pies are too dangerous to let randos hold up banks with them.

Check out the video above to hear their cray-cray details.

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Karl Rove Was Offended By Clint Eastwood's Commercial

Karl Rove clearly doesn't know who he's messing with!

In a stretch to get attention, he's decided that he was offended by Clint Eastwood's Super Bowl commercial, which is being ranked as the best one to be aired this year!

So, what is it exactly that lights a fire under his grasping-at-air-butt?

Here's what he said:

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