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Listen Up, Dogs: Don't Eat Thongs! They're Not Good For You And You'll Need SURGERY Like This Dog Did!
Forget Sisqo, this dog is truly the biggest fan of that thong thong thong thong thong!
Brian, a four-year-old Samoyed, found himself in an interesting medical predicament after he ingested one too many… THONGS.
The sneaky dog did everything in his power to snatch thongs from his unsuspecting owner, tactics which included preying on laundry baskets and household bathrooms.
Brian's addiction eventually earned him an
This is awful!
And makes us kind of never want to eat pizza again!!!
A pizzeria called Georgetown's Papa Murphy's Pizza in Texas may have a shortage of customers once this story gets passed around the neighborhood!
Apparently a teenage employee at the pizza shop admitted to rubbing his, *ahem*, testicles all over a customer's pizza, but his reasons for such an atrocious act are seriously confounding!
We would've never guessed it, but Julie Chen has revealed that her granddaddy was a polygamist with NINE wives.
Julie unveiled the major secret as part of The Talk's Secret Week.
A pop-up restaurant set to open up in a posh area of east London, Hoxton, is rethinking its next steps carefully after receiving huge online backlash.
The restaurant is called Death Row Dinners, and it was supposed to be all about "[eating] like it's your last meal on earth."
The restaurant said:
Ever think about a favorite food or beverage from long ago, wondering what it'd be like to taste the sweet nostalgia again?
Well thanks to a Facebook campaign, fans of the old soft drink Surge are celebrating.
Coca-Cola is bringing it back!
Kanye West's Australian Rant Lashed Out At Matt Lauer, But Didn't Include An Apology To Those He Insulted & Embarrassed! Watch HERE!
It's time for another Kanye West rant!
Over the weekend, he caused an insane media frenzy when he basically harassed two people who wouldn't stand at one of his Australian concerts until he eventually found out they were handicap and then didn't even apologize for singling them out to all his fans who booed along while Kanye told them to stand.
But he doesn't like that people are upset over this!
So at a following concert in Australia, he ranted about the backlash. We already told you how he told the media to pick a new target, but there is oh so much more to this rant!
He also addressed Matt Lauer and the likely coverage the Today show would be giving his antics. But what he didn't do was apologize for his behavior.
He made a mistake in not leaving those handicapped fans alone, and for that he should just apologize. It'd make this whole thing blow over a lot quicker than this rant.
Ch-ch-check out his latest rant (below)!
This story is like Lars and the Real Girl meets real life!
A woman from Las Vegas (a place notorious for people making rash matrimonial decisions) Lauren Adkins, is actually married a to scale cardboard cut out of Robert Pattinson!
"Oh, that's normal," said no one ever.
According to Lauren, despite the fact that the Edward Cullen stiff, hard standee isn't real, she's genuinely happy:
"We got hitched in Las Vegas last year and I'm sure we're happier than most newlyweds. People might think I'm crazy but my flat-pack R-Patz is the closest I'll get to the real thing and he's the one for me. For as long as I can remember I've been obsessed with romantic fairytale endings. When I was a child, I watched the Disney versions of Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs and Cinderella until the tapes wore out."
Lauren had trouble finding a man who could live up to her expectations in college, but when the Twilight books came out, she met the bloodsucker of her dreams:
"It was different from any love story I'd seen before – after all, the leading character was as likely to suck your blood as open the door for you. I was obsessed. Leading man Edward was quiet and mysterious, yet superhuman and invincible. And so sexy. I tore through the books and I queued outside the cinema when the film was released, desperate for my first glimpse of Edward. And when Robert Pattinson appeared on screen at midnight, he was perfect. I knew that very minute I wanted to marry him."
It wasn't until a few months later that Lauren arrived face-to-inanimate-face with Edward in a record shop:
"Of course he was made from cardboard, but that didn't matter to me. Suddenly I was taken over with an urge to have him. I grabbed his rigid torso and stuffed him under my arm before marching to the counter and handing over a $20 note. Then, cramming him into my car I headed back to my apartment where I ripped off his cellophane and stood him at the foot of my bed. For the rest of the night I couldn't take my eyes off him.Then I started thinking – the guys I'd dated before had all been so hopeless, I might as well have been with a cardboard cut-out. So where was the shame in taking him out with me?…A friend who thought I was going mad said one night: ‘If you love him so much why don't you marry him?' Her words rang in my ears. She was right. Why didn't I?"
Well, she did do just that, and had a marriage ceremony at the Viva Las Vegas Wedding Chapel:
"I walked down the aisle in January in the white wedding dress I've always dreamt of. I held the reception at an art gallery and ordered champagne and a five-tier cake to share with my 50 guests. The day cost £2,000 but I didn't care – I wanted to do it properly. We had our honeymoon in LA and I wanted us to climb up to the Hollywood sign together. I had to carry him, and we had to do it at night because he can't be in the sun. But everyone makes sacrifices for the man they love, right?"
We wish the two the best. We bet cardboard R-Patz is a good listener.
[Image via Instagram.]