That '70s Show alum Wilmer Valderrama is back and he is ready to make more crappy TV to enjoy!

Wilmer has just signed a three-year overall deal with RelativityReal. The agreement states that Wilmer will create, develop and exec produce series for broadcast and cable networks.

He already has two very different projects in the works: a half-hour comedy for the Disney Channel (home of his only paycheck for Handy Manny) and a half-hour novella called Brooklyn Sound for MTV (home of his early TV venture Yo Mamma.)

We think the third show should be a documentary about all the young starlets you screwed before you were irrelevant. Particularly, anything you got on Lindsanity, we want to see!

[Image via WENN.]

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CLICK HERE to check out the great PSA that Perezito did with Rosario Dawson and Wilmer Valderrama!

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We had to tear Perez away from blogging on Saturday but for a very good cause!

We spent the morning and afternoon with Rosario Dawson and Wilmer Valderrama shooting a Public Service Announcement for Voto Latino.

Now that, hopefully, everyone is registered to vote, we just want to stress the importance of actually getting out there and voting, whether that be on Election Day, by absentee ballot or via the 10 states that allow early voting.

We had so much fun shooting the PSA.

Yes, Perez is playing a priest.

Dios mio!!!!!!

There's song. There's dance. And, there's a really good message.

Voto Latino.
Voto Latino.
Voto Latino.

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Nooooo!!!!!!

The UK's News of the World reports that LezLo and saMAN Ronson want to be Hollywood parents.

The thought scares the pants off us!!!

A source "close" to the couple told the rag:

“Lindsay is in a very happy place at the moment. She’s been having deep discussions about a baby. She wants a natural birth and has spoken to Sam about getting one of her ex-boyfriends to help out. They don’t want to adopt.”

She's dated real winners pre-Sam! Who'll it be? Wilmer Valerrama? Jared Leto?????

The NOTW goes on to say that LezLo hopes that having a child will help her recovery from drug and alcohol addiction.

Um, didn't anyone teach Lindz that a baby isn't a fix-all?!

If that's her reasoning, then we look forward to seeing baby LezLo in rehab!!!

[Image via WENN.]

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There might be some hope for TV hasbeens Matthew Perry and Wilmer Valderrama.

Both have landed leading roles in pilots.

Unfortunately, a pilot don't mean much sometimes cuz there's a chance it won't hit the airwaves.

Former Friend Perry is set to do a dark comedy pilot with Showtime called The End of Steve. A Showtime suit says, "This role will show fans that he can be not only funny but also reach to some dark places. It will be a departure from the way America thinks of Matthew. This is the beginning of a really exciting journey."

Sounds THRILLING.

Lohan's ex-BF, Wilmer, is going back to Fox — the former home of his only TV That 70's Show — for his pilot, The Emancipation of Ernesto. Valderrama will play a "guileless innocent embarking on an epic quest to find his father amid a Los Angeles landscape polluted with excess.' The story is said to be in the spirit of the classic Steve Martin comedy The Jerk.

Good luck, boys!

If your shows do make it on air, let's hope for your careers' sake they're on for more than just a season.

[Images via WENN.]

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We really haven't heard much from Wilmer Valderrama these days.

And that's probably because he isn't doing much!

Well, he is doing "something" later this month.

Valderrama will be hosting an event to celebrate (Ricky Ricardo) Desi Arnaz's contributions to the world of entertainment.

The event, "A Tribute to Desi Arnaz: An Evening With Wilmer Valderrama" will take place on Saturday, May 24th in Jamestown, NY.

Valderrama will be headlining the Lucy-Desi Days 2008 which takes place from May 23-25.

Wonder how much he's getting paid???? $300? $500???

According to the press release, Wilmer "will share how Desi personally inspired his career and salute the man that paved the way for other Hispanic actors in America. With a collection of rarely seen film clips of Desi's career, this will be a night not to miss! The audience will also enjoy a question and answer session."

Wonder what type of questions Wilmer will get. If any.

And for the lucky fans out there, after the event, guests will have the opportunity to meet Wilmer at an after-party. The food will be catered by a Mexican taco place.

What, they couldn't even get Cuban food in honor of Arnaz?

Shame!

[Image via WENN.]

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Rosario Dawson and Wilmer Valderrama share a tender moment at the red carpet of an event for Voto Latino, Wednesday night in LA.

The 70's Show alum was honored by VL for his work for the org.

Wilmer's not all about scoring snatch. He cares!

For more info on Voto Latino and find out how U can help, CLICK HERE.

[Image by Brandon Charles via JPI Studios.]

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He's not just about getting pussy. Wilmer Valderrama cares about America, but a little lot of pussy never hurt either.

The Yo, Momma! star recently went on a USO trip to Camp Caroll in Waegwan, Korea.

The ladies (and closeted military homos) loved it!

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Keep him away from the damn microphone!

If you've ever been unfortunate enough to be at a club the same time as Wilmer Valdiarrhea then you will know what we're talking about.

The actor will grab on to a mic and start to yap on it all night long. Yo, the crowd does NOT need you to hype them up, Fez. You're a buzz kill!

Isn't there treatment for mic envy and addiction????

The '70s Show hosted a party for his clothing line, Calavena, this past weekend at Southampton hotspot Stereo By the Shore.

Is he wearing his own clothes? Is this from his K-Mart collection???

[Images via NY Social Scene.]

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