UGH!

Kim Kardashian and Vanessa Minnillo are slated to make a guest appearance on an upcoming episode of CSI:NY. They will be playing a duo who come up with an "interesting scheme that ends with murder."

UGH!

AGAIN!

Indulging these girls with serious any acting gig is going to do more harm than good. How will we ever get past the age of dumb bimbos ruling TV if they are constantly given more opportunities to "act"?

Kim already is starting to talk like she is effin Julia Roberts, instead of who she ACTUALLY is. When asked about the cameo, which airs Dec. 16, she replied:

“I am fascinated by crime scene investigating. I swear, I wish I was a crime scene investigator sometimes… I’m having such a good time expanding my roles. I truly love branching out into different characters.”

No! No different characters. There is only one persona we want to see from you and that is a privileged, doe-eyed, big booty reality star who bickers constantly with her family!

And don't think we forgot about you Vanessa. You don't have time for a career. Nick Lachey just called - he needs his ego stroked. Get to it!

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We wonder how "real" her marriage is now?!

NBA player Rashad McCants revealed that his relationship with Khloe Kardashian on Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami was all staged!

There was an episode where Khloe and sister Kourtney Kardashian hacked into McCants voice mail discovering that he was cheating with female fans.

But Khloe and Rashad were already broken up that January before the episode was taped and they didn't even have his current phone number!

We guess they needed something to happen on the show. Kourtney's pregnancy was probably all planned out, too.

If there's one thing the Kardashians absolutely love it's fame and they don't care how they have to get it!

Sex tapes, marriages, pregnancies, etc.

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More unnecessary violence.

After a brutal shooting at the Ford Hood military base in Texas at least 7 people have been found dead and 12 have been wounded. It is not known at this time if the victims are soldiers or civilians.

One gunman is reportedly in custody but the other is still running loose. It is also possible that there is a third gunman involved as a man was seen opening fire at the SWAT team on the base!

The base and all Fort Hood schools are now on lockdown.

These senseless acts of violence have to stop!

Sad, sad.

Amazeballs!

Johnny Depp is reportedly in talks to star in The Tourist with….. - wait for it - …… Angelina Jolie!!!!

Umm, we say yes!

Slated to start production in February, Depp would play an American tourist drawn to Santa Angelina who would play an Interpol agent attempting to locate a criminal who was once her lover.

Sounds like a perfect roll for her!

We hope this happens and we're sure Sony does too because these two mega-stars on screen at the same time means serious box office ca$$$h.

Do U want to see Johnny and Angie in a film together???

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This brought the LOLs!

The Globe is reporting that Oprah Winfrey is "caught in a love triangle" with bestie Gayle King and Tyler Perry!

Whaaaat?!

We find this pretty hard to believe.

And whatever happened to Stedman anyway?

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We think we are going to XOXO this!

We've heard very little of Lady GaGa's much-anticipated appearance on the desperate for some serious ratings Gossip Girl. The cast has only confirmed that she will be appearing and eluded that it will be something pretty spectacular.

Now, we've got some more deets and they come from the lovely GaGa herself. She recently sat down for an interview and explained in more detail what we can expect of her November 16th cameo.

The Lady explained that if she was going to do the show, she was going to have to do something more than just some randomly inserted musical performance. She wanted to do something different:

"I hate TV series performances, because they kind of come in out of nowhere, and everyone's, like, really into the story, and then all of a sudden somebody breaks into song. And it has nothing to do with the storyline, and then it screws everything up. I really sat down with the writers. I was like, 'Look, I want to do this, and the reason I want to do this is because I am trying to say something that is not mainstream in a mainstream capacity. So, if I can say it on your show, that would be, like, a real coup d'état for me as a performance artist.' "

What came of this meeting and the final product, GaGa confesses, is more of an elaborate music video, rather than musical sequence:

"I am the narrator behind what is going on with the characters and make the song part of the moment," she explained about the "crazy performance-art piece." "We used these ladders, and I'm falling off ladders. Ladders are kind of a monster symbol about bad luck. And I have this 35-foot-long dress on and these X's, very gothic-inspired. It was great. They let me do whatever the hell I wanted. It was amazing."

It sounds amazing! We can hardly wait to see it!

And between this and the upcoming threesome, Gossip Girl may be making it's way back to top!

Let's hope for the best!

Are U looking forward to the episode?

Not true, baldy!

So quit trying to man-handle the photogs!

B-Lister Bruce Willis enjoyed an evening at Madeo restaurant last night with daughter Tallulah Belle Willis and wife Emma Heming. As they left, they were greeted by a small group of paparazzi.

From what we see, Bruce is trying to reason with this one guy - with his hands!

Easy there, John McClane! The man only has a job to do! Didn't your mother ever to teach you to keep you hands to yourself!

You're setting a bad example for Tallulah!

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Golden Girl Rue McClanahan was admitted to the hospital yesterday to undergo bypass surgery after the doctor found that she had a heart problem during her physical!

Entertainment Tonight got in touch with the actress and Rue is doing just great! Doctors are saying the surgery went extremely well and Ms. McClanahan is already accepting work for January!

Working keeps you young!

We're glad you're doing well, Rue!

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She's still acting!

Fairuza Balk of The Craft and The Waterboy fame was at the premiere of Bad Lieutenant: Port Of Call New Orleans last night at Grauman's Chinese Theater in Hollywood. And, yes, she's in the movie!

Haven't seen her in awhile, but she looks the same — kinda hot, but kinda scary!

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