
Damn, gurl!
What happened to Lindsay Lohan?
We know she partied it up in Brazil - and even took a little tumble - but those are some rough looking bruises!
LiLo has been sporting them for a few days, but we would’ve guessed they’d be looking better by now.
But they’re actually looking worse!
Even LiLo’s teeny bikini can’t distract us from those bruises!
Whatever happened to cause that damage, we hope it doesn’t happen again.
Watch your partying in high heels, LiLo! (Just a guess!)
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Lindsay Lohan has finally landed in Brazil…and she's brought a couple new accessories with her.
And not the pretty kind!
After arriving THREE hours late to an event she was getting paid BIG time for, LiLo finally made her way into the John John flagship store opening in Sao Paulo wearing a short glittery mini skirt and sporting some nasty looking bruises on her legs.
And not just one small black and blue mark, but several huge ones all over her thighs and hands.
What is going on here?? Did she get in a fight? Have a bad tumble?
She was all smiles during the mere 40 minutes she stayed at the event so it couldn't have been too bad, but then again, with La Lohan, you never know what you're going to get.
[Image via Ramey Pix.]
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Okay, this time it's not really that big of a deal, but still can't this gurl ever escape breaking the law??
Lindsay Lohan got a parking ticket when she parked in a red zone in front of a fire hydrant while visiting El Lay's Nine Zero One salon.
And not only that - but her sister Ali was sitting in the backseat! WTF! Ali, you should have been the good sister and moved that car for Linds!
Witnesses say that Lindsay "appeared a little worse for wear." She was displaying some pretty bad bruises and bleached blonde hair as she was walking out the salon.
Look. We're just happy this was a parking ticket and not something worse! Just try to stay on the GOOD side of the law, mmkay??
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Bet you wish you were back on the island now, Jack Shephard!
To recap, earlier this week LOST alum Matthew Fox was detained by police after he had a drunken altercation with female party bus driver Heather Bormann.
As we
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Looks like his face didn't bruise up! Lucky guy!
The Situation and JWoww were spotted out and about in Florence, Italy yesterday while shooting the upcoming season of Jersey Shore, enjoying some gelato on the town!
Ch-Ch-Check out the pic (above)!
Glad to see that his fight with Ronnie didn't leave any long-lasting marks!
Here's hoping they can all keep their hands to themselves for the rest of their trip!
Have fun, guys!
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Oh no! Poor poor thing!
Samantha Ronson had to be taken to the hospital on Saturday morning when she was hit by a car trying to ride her bike home after a gig in Venice!
Sources close to the DJ revealed that when she had finished performing at a bar called The Brig she fell off a bike trying to avoid a car! Luckily, she only needed a few stitches, but as you can see from the pic she posted on her Twitter (above), she's seriously banged up!
So scary! Feel better, gurl!
Rest up! We're thinking of you!
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