All tag results for 'drunk'

We hope they are not drinking and flying!

We're not sure if you knew this, but there a wide variety of birds who occasionally like to get wasted!

The waxwings of North America have been known to get so drunk off rotting chokecherries that they would fall off their trees and could only respond to researchers by hissing.

Sounds a lot like your drunk uncle, no?

The bananaquit of Latin America also known as the "yellow bird" can chug alcohol of 4-6% proof and not only that but can hold its liquor very well. We have a feeling it would be very good at beer pong if it had, you know, hands and stuff.

But not only birds like to get their drink on.

Recently, a wood mouse somehow squeezed into a bottle of red wine, and afterwards was so drunk the mouse couldn't even get out!

Sounds like that mouse needs to head to AA asap!!!

[Image via Wikimedia Commons.]

Tags: alcohol, bird, birds, drink, drunk, tipsy

What the halibut?!?! Where are these elephants getting their booze?!?!

A herd of FIFTY wild elephants hopped up on more than 500 litres of mahua are running rampant through India.

Tags: alcohol, beer, crazy, drunk, dumurkotaand, elephants, india, ransack, wildlife

There are some many things wrong with this scenario.

For starters….WHO OWNS A PET SQUIRREL!?!?!

In a top contender for WTF? Moment of the Year, a man in Texas has stooped to a new squirrel-y low.

Warren Michael has blamed his pet squirrel for "eating him" while he was driving. The "pet" likes to crawl into Michael's shirt and adding to the DRINKING AND DRIVING, we can see how this can look pretty strange.

Watch the wackiness (above) and please…PLEASE….

Don't drink and drive and own squirrels…

P.S. The squirrel (a female) is now named Duey..spelled D-U-I.

Tags: arrest, crazy, drunk, drunk driving, dui, legal matters, pets, squirrel, wacky, warren michael

Joshua Shelton is being held on $ 75,000 bail after he passed out on a farm in Delmar, MD.

Seems pretty hefty for just public intoxication, right?

Wrong!!! Joshua Shelton is special….he killed 70,000 chickens!!!

Tags: 70000, accident, chicken, death, drunk, joshua shelton, legal matter, maryland

What kinda party was this?!?!?!!?!

Coley Mitchell, a 32 year old lab technician at Georgia Health Sciences University was found monkeying around a bit too hard last week.

Officers came to the lab to see what all the hubbub was about and they found a drunk Mitchell sitting in his chair with his pants down.

Two monkeys were running through the lab

Tags: coley mitchell, drunk, lab technician, legal matters, monkey, police, science, weird

A Norwegian family got quite the surprise when they returned to their holiday cabin.

It was DESTROYED BY DRUNK BEARS!!!

Tags: bears, borthen nilsen, crazy, drunk, norway, ransack, wacky

Sad…another case of apes on drugs…

Tori, an orangutan with a smoking habit in Indonesia has a new competitor in the disheartening practice of getting animals to act like humans.

A BABY chimp is now an alcoholic, thanks to people letting it drink beer on a regular basis.

We remind you, this is a BABY chimp!

And when you "try" to take the booze away from the little one, it goes ape shiz…

Really…really sad…

Tags: alcoholic, animal cruelty, chimp, drugs, drunk, health, sad, zoo