At this point, we're not really sure what planet Gwyneth Paltrow is living on, but we're willing to bet that those who are buying her book are not the kind of people that can afford to use any of the information inside what-so-ever! That's because the more we hear about it, the $55 cookbook ($32 without an autograph, but who are we bullshizzing here??) has contents that sound so extravagant and expensive that we're pretty sure the only person who could ever cook from it is Gwyneth Paltrow herself!
It doesn't lie to you, though. It never claims the recipes and tips inside are affordable, and it's true that the recipes are healthy and high quality! You'll just need a second mortgage to afford them! LOLz!
Plus, it bans you from eating
Tags: cookbook, diet, expensive, food, gwyneth paltrow, healthy, people, rich
Wow!
We really hope that NY Giants defensive tackle Shaun Rogers had insurance!! Plus, it's pretty ironic that he's a DEFENSIVE tackle, but couldn't defend himself against a half-million dollar heist!
We'll give you guys two guesses as to what Shaun was doing when the jewelry was stolen from his hotel room. Actually, you don't need two guesses: he was partying. Decadent football players LOVE partying, so what else would he be doing? LOLz!
Anyway, he left his room at the Fontainebleu in Miami Beach, went to a club, and then brought back a woman with his group after dawn.
Tags: expensive, jewelry, money, ny giants, robbed, safe, shaun rogers, stolen
This seems like something out of a comic book, but this is for real!
Kim Suozzi is a 23-year-old woman who has an aggressive brain cancer called Glioblastoma multiforme.
She was very interested in science fiction and the brain and even was considering cryopreservation even before her cancer diagnosis!
The hope is that once preserved, after years and years go by and future doctors and scientists discover a cure for cancer and learn how to reanimate frozen people, she'd be brought back!
Tags: body, brain, cancer, cure, doctor, doctors, donate, expensive, frozen, ice, mother, passed away, people, science, special, success, woman
Finally!
We've all thought about buying those reusable Starbucks travel mugs while standing in line — but they're just so damn expensive!
Well, here's the fix: the company is rolling out a $1 reusable plastic cup at its cafes starting Thursday.
Tags: cafe, company, customer, drink, drinks, expensive, goal, plastic, star, starbucks, travel, water
How much does it cost for Apolo Ohno to live comfortably in LA?
Not much!
About $990k that is… LOLz! That's actually a super low price for the insanely unaffordable living spaces here!! The place is
Tags: apolo ohno, bedroom, beverly hills, comfort, country, expensive, space
Say whhhhaaaaaaattttt?!?
According to reports, the world's most expensive pineapple cost just about $2,000 to grow.
The tangy fruit was grown at Cornwall's Lost Gardens of Heligan and was developed using horse manure, equine urine and 30 tons of straw.
Spokesman for the Gardens, James Stephens said:
Tags: cornwall, expensive, fruit, james stephens, lost gardens of heligan, manure, pineapple, victorian garden
Westvleteren.
It's not easy to say, but it's even harder get your hands on!
Considered by many to be the greatest beer in the world, Westvleteren is only brewed in one place- the St. Sixtus Abbey in Belgium.
The reclusive monks usually don't export the elusive brew, but on Wednesday several select U.S. retailers got some sizable shipments!
Why?
Tags: america, beer, belgian, best, charity, expensive, limited time, money, monks, westvleteren, world
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