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You'll Never Guess Which American State Is The World Leader In Unprovoked Shark Attacks…

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And the world leader in unprovoked shark attacks is...

The award goes to Florida! For being the #1 best place in the world to get attacked by a shark!

You don't even have to provoke them! Just swim around a while and if you're lucky, some hungry beast might try to take a chunk out of you!

Florida had

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Florida Cements Itself As Nightmareville: 18-Foot Python Caught Stalking Children!

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Well, we assume it was stalking children — they're about the right size for an 18 foot python to eat! So what if it wasn't ACTIVELY stalking kids??

Luckily, it didn't chow down on some toddlers, because the 18-foot snake was found in time by a Florida water-quality maintenance crew!

They said they run across snakes from time to time, but this was enough to fill all their pants with snake-fear poop!

Here's what agency spokesperson Randy Smith said:

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Security Guard Strangled To Death By Python In Front Of Crowd!

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Security guard strangled to death by python! So sad!!

This is so awful! Must've been absolutely terrifying!

A luxury hotel security guard on Indonesia's resort island of Bali was killed when a 15-foot python crushed him to death!

The 59-year-old man, Ambar Arianto Mulyo, worked a restaurant near the hotel and when a large snake was spotted in the area, he offered to help catch it.

He was actually able to grab the snake by the head and tail and control it enough to start carrying it away… across his shoulders.

The snake quickly wrapped itself around the man and began crushing him to death.

Several people witnessed the attack, but no one was able to do anything. They even called the cops but the cops couldn't do anything.

One witness said:

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Willie Nelson Cancels Upcoming SeaWorld Show After Blackfish Controversy!

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Here's taking a stand!

Willie Nelson has cancelled an upcoming concert at Florida’s SeaWorld due to criticism from animal rights activists, surrounding the controversial doc Blackfish.

The event was scheduled for next year and it was supposed to be a part of SeaWorld's Bands, Brew & BBQ events.

Officially, he blamed scheduling conflicts, which is true if the schedule conflicts with his moral code! Ha! No, but really, it seems like it's just a growing trend in performers thinking twice before going ahead and performing at a park that keeps animals in captivity.

In fact, interestingly enough, The Barenaked Ladies have also snubbed the event over animal rights issues, saying:

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Snooty The Manatee Celebrates Milestone 65th Birthday!!

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SnootySnooty the manatee has seen a whoooooole lot in his lifetime!

The cutie manatee was born when Harry S. Truman was president!! That shiz crayyyy!

Lots has changed since he was born except for his high levels of extreme cuteness!!

Snooty has been living at the South Florida Museum in Bradenton and he's not only the oldest manatee in captivity…

He might just be the oldest manatee ever!!

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