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No amount of genetic testing on a monster's body is going to bring back all the innocent lives lost in Newtown, but it just might help prevent others from occurring.

Whether your stance lands somewhere between a gun ban or giving guns to everyone, we think we're pretty okay with science taking a crack at it. We're just afraid that there will be a knee jerk reaction if they think they find something. Plus, what happens if they don't?

Sometimes you just can't find the reasons in the senseless, no matter how hard you look.

Here's what they might look for, according to someone involved with the plans:

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A Panamanian woman was arrested at the Barcelona airport for drug smuggling.

She was busted with 1.38 kilograms of cocaine! That's over 3 pounds!!

Was it hidden in her bag? Or did she swallow it? Or did she hide it where the sun don't shine??

Nope! It was in her boobs!

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Who cares??

As long as he isn't running around with a boner and being lewd — respect to nudists! Ha!

Okay, okay, we can understand if there are kids around. Apparently police in Springfield are looking for a man jogging nude after a bunch of complaints were launched. They can't find him, though, which seems like it'd be the easiest thing in the world.

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So Nick Lachey got kicked out of Qualcomm Stadium on Sunday because he thinks it's okay to lose his shizz and choke someone over football.

No, we're not kidding — he choked a San Diego Chargers fan, and called the guy's wife a

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Now this is different!

Last week, 18-year-old Richard Marchione and four of his underage friends were driving around a neighborhood in North Providence, R.I., but apparently they got really bored, so they decided to hit a mailbox with a reflector stick.

Uhhhh yeah! Weird much?!?

Unfortunately for Marchione and his posse, police officer Luis Rivera was patrolling the block they were acting up in, and as soon as he saw the bad behavior… he arrested them made 'em do push ups!!!

Welp, that's better than going to jail, right?!?

Ready to see the HIGHlarious fitness punishment?

Press play (above)!

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One of the issues with legalizing marijuana is the inevitable surge of people who think they can go out and drive after smoking a fat ol' blunt. Not the case.

While there isn't really a breathalyzer for hitting bongs, cops still have ways to crack down on those dumb enough to drive while high.

Washington's law does change DUI provisions by setting a new blood-test limit for marijuana — a limit police are training to enforce. Lawyers are ready to challenge this, though, as a positive result could be from previous legal consumption that wasn't affecting their driving.

Colorado has no new DUI provisions, making them scramble to figure out how to handle it.

Here's what the Washington State Patrol had to say:

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If you're looking to lose weight, you know that cutting carbs is one of the best ways to do it.

The only problem is that carbs are SUPER delicious. Like, can't get them out of your mind delicious. So good they give you a food boner delicious.

The good news is that there's a new study that suggest eating carbs — at dinner — might help you lose weight!

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