Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin's Split Will End With A Divorce — But Deep, Dark Secrets From Their Past Might Keep Things From Getting Messy!
This split was shocking, but we had no idea it'd get so juicy!
Unfortunately, it sounds like that juice won't be available to the public because Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are apparently doing all they can to keep the deets of their breakup top secret.
While some might be hoping for a reconciliation, we hear a divorce will definitely be coming up next. But it won't be one of those messy, scandalous splits.
The former lovers reportedly plan to keep everything friendly with no fights over money or custody because they have too much .. to hide.