Want To Date Darren Criss?

Where were you in 2008??? He was totally available and looking for lurve in all the wrong embarrassing places!
These days, Darren Criss from Glee can’t go anywhere without girls (and guys) throwing themselves at him. Those dreamy eyes, those dimples, that voice – what is not to love!
Turns out, as we have learned, not too many people saw his charm back in the day and a few years ago, he had to whore himself out on a short-lived cable dating show called You Rock, Let’s Roll!
We have for you here his show profile. Take copious notes, ladies (and gents). These are the things he is looking for in a lover!
Would you look at that hair! We’re so glad he cleaned that mop up! He’s sooooo much seksier now!