A Family Affair

Wow!
We know it’s your birthday, Asslee, but way to shove it in your poor sister’s face that you’re happily married and she isn’t.
Can’t really blame her, we guess. Judging by the look of her, she was already hammered enough to be unable to remember a thing about this birthday bash! Thank goodness there is photographic evidence.
Jessica Simpson came out to Las Vegas to celebrate her younger sister’s 25th birthday on Saturday. We’re guessing by the fact that she never took off the sunglasses that she might have been a little worse for wear as well. However, we’ll concede that she deserves to go on a bender or two after the last birthday she celebrated. (You know, the one when Tony Romo dumped her ass?!)
We don’t think either of them touched one of those cupcakes, though.
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