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A Song For Lindsay Lohan

This gem is from earlier this summer, but we just discovered it.
During one of her legendary improvs, the Goddess that is Tori Amos sang a song about Lindsay Lohan!!!
Click here to listen to the brazilliance.
Lyrics below!
“Just a little chat
I need to have
When I was 21 do you think I had a bag of cocaine
in my car?
If I did – if I did
You’d never know it because it would have been hidden
I’m not stupid.
But why are so many 21-year old millionaires so stupid?
Stupid and cute.
But stupid – I don’t know.
Let’s just say
When I was 26 (or seven – or eight)
And I was a billionairess
What would I have done?
Many naughty things.
Many, many, many naughty things.
But I would have had a DRIVER!
‘Cuz I’m not stupid, no.
I’m not stupid, no.
Not THAT stupid anyway
‘Cuz if I had been naughty
(I like being naughty)
But I haven’t been caught so far
and I am almost 44
And I’ve done many, many, many, many, many bad things.
They are hidden inside my *mmm – mmm*
Inside my *mmm – mmm*
So there’s no record or no fingerprints on it
‘Cuz I’m not stupid
‘Cuz I’m not stupid
No, not stupid!”

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