Asslee Revives Her 'Acting Career', Simpson To Ruin Melrose Place

The new mother must have realized what an epic fail her music career has become, because Ashlee Simpson is the newest member to join the cast of the upcoming revival of Melrose Place!
Oh dear God, really???
Did no one over at The CW happen to catch this gem of a performance from Asslee???
So who did the former 7th Heaven actress finagle her way into playing??
According to reports, she’ll portray Violet, “a character whose disarming naivet├â┬⌐ masks the calculating, shrewd sex kitten within.”
A secret slut???
That role won’t be too hard for Ashlee to nail!!
We know you love it up the butt, Ass!
[Image via WENN.]