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Asslee Simpson‘s dadager, Poppa Joe, is already trying to whore out her unborn child!
That’s what we love about him. He wastes NO time.
According to a magazine industry insider, Papa Simpson is asking for $1 million for an Ass cover story plus photos of the baby and an interview post pop.
Is Ass gonna get all that money and Joe gets his cut as manager??? Pete needs to get half!
U guys think AshWentzday’s baby pics are worth a cool mill????
But, experts don’t think they’re worth all that!
One magazine editor is quoted as saying the pictures are worth “$60,000 maybe – but definitely not a million. The timing is a little suspicious. Her album (Bittersweet World) is dropping next week, and there was little to no interest until now. Ashlee’s lucky she got pregnant, frankly.” Ouch!
Money-hungry Joe is supposedly pimping out Ashlee’s upcoming wedding as well. He’s, of course, asking the mags to pony up stupid money for those pix, too!
Good luck dealing with the in-laws, Pete!
[Image via WENN.]