Beckham Countersued By Lying Hooker!

Desperate times call for ridiculous absurd asinine desperate measures.
Irma Nici, the lying prostitute who’s being sued by David Beckham for fabricating stories about an affair between them, is countersuing him for emotional and physical injuries.
Emotional injuries, we get…but physical?!?!?
Nici claims that she was physically injured when the process server arrived at her New York hotel last week.
Here’s what her attorney, Paul Rolf Jensen, had to say about it:

“Beckham is responsible for his goon├óΓé¼Γäós conduct, and we will hold him liable for it.”

And how exactly was she physically injured? Did she get one or more papercuts from grabbing the papers too fast? Did the server make a paper airplane out of the legal documents and throw it at her eye?
Good luck with this countersuit, bb! It definitely doesn’t sound like a complete load of bullshit crazy.
What do U think of Irma Nici’s countersuit?
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