Do I Look Like A Slut???

Wow.
It’s been a while since we’ve seen her.
Say hello to Lindsay‘s sister, Ali Lohan. Her little sister.
She’s thirteen!!!!
The baby ho slutted it up at Lindsay’s party on Monday.
We can’t believe her mother let her walk around in a leopard-print bikini in front of the paparazzi!!!
Take that back.
It’s Dina Lohan we’re talking about – crazy bitch probably picked the outfit out herself!
If our daughter attempted to wear something like that out in public at the age of 13, we’d smack the leopard off the bikini and ground that little whore for a month.
We think girls shouldn’t be sluts until at least their sweet sixteen. Our daughter won’t wear bikinis till then, much less leopard ones!
Something tells us this Ali Lohan’s not gonna be sweet and innocent like little Jamie Lynn Spears.
Ali is trouble. We love her already!
[Images via Mavrix Photo.]