It’s pretty unlikely, but maybe there’s a chance…?
Donald Trump theoretically could be elected president of the United States (yeah, and Taylor Swift and Katy Perry could sing a duet together) but… stranger things have happened?!
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Twitter grappled with the possibility of a Trump presidency with the hashtag #WhenTrumpIsElected, and some of the tweets were HIGHlarious!
Ch-ch-check out some of the funniest tweets (below):
First, of course, there were the hair jokes — after all, superficiality is The Donald’s thing:
#WhenTrumpIsElected Air Force One will be remade into Hair Force One. pic.twitter.com/oyezUWpUyU
— Holden Curtis (@TheHoldenex) July 27, 2015
#WhenTrumpIsElected he’ll also be crowned Miss USA pic.twitter.com/BnsVwy0XRr
— joshingstern (@joshingstern) July 27, 2015
Making hairpiece jokes will be considered a Hate Crime. #WhenTrumpIsElected
— Patriot Lemonade (@PatriotLemonade) July 27, 2015
#WhenTrumpIsElected the White House will get quite the makeover. pic.twitter.com/fNvyYZi6Kf
— Holden Curtis (@TheHoldenex) July 27, 2015
#WhenTrumpIsElected North Korea will be in competition with the US for the leader with the worst haircut. pic.twitter.com/y9VMYoqizj
— David Decolongon (@blandcouverite) July 27, 2015
#WhenTrumpIsElected The bald eagle will no longer be bald pic.twitter.com/AqiEr27xfc
— candice (@candeeeland) July 27, 2015
#WhenTrumpIsElected I wonder if they will put a toupée on his emoji, which is 💩
— She Likes (@shelikesitloud) July 27, 2015
There were also references to his little rivalry with drug kingpin Joaquin ‘El Chapo’ Guzman:
#WhenTrumpIsElected Gucci Mane and El Chapo going to run up on him
— Gucci News (@GucciActivities) July 27, 2015
There were the family values jokes:
#WhenTrumpIsElected His fifth wife will be entering grammar school
— Paul Lander (@paul_lander) July 27, 2015
There were the ironic tweets acknowledging Trump’s insane and bigoted plans to close down the border between the United States and Mexico:
#WhenTrumpIsElected The Canadian government will build a wall to keep Americans out.
— Alec Vigil (@AlecVigil) July 27, 2015
#WhenTrumpIsElected, Statue of Liberty will add the word “psyche!” after “give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses”.
— Bryan Behar (@bryanbehar) July 27, 2015
#WhenTrumpIsElected Burritos will be renamed “Welfare envelopes”.
— Graeme of Thrones (@ThatMrStirling) July 27, 2015
#WhenTrumpIsElected New Mexico will change its name to New Trump as to be less offensive to dear leader’s sensibilities.
— Dad In The Box (@MichaelFilson) July 27, 2015
There was a shot at Trump for his distasteful comments last week about Senator John McCain:
#WhenTrumpIsElected anyone captured in combat will be left behind because they are not heroes.
— Tommy Campbell (@MrTommyCampbell) July 27, 2015
There were references to his botched pageant that was cut from major TV networks after his immigration controversy:
#WhenTrumpIsElected you’ll only get a law passed if you win the swimsuit competition.
— She Likes (@shelikesitloud) July 27, 2015
There was even a solid Hulk Hogan reference to the wrestler’s own controversy over the past week:
#WhenTrumpIsElected, say hello to your next Secretary of State. pic.twitter.com/bTHvqQMVpN
— Diane N. Sevenay (@Diane_7A) July 27, 2015
There were people who were so meta:
#WhenTrumpIsElected he’ll send everyone playing this tag to Guantanamo
— Sean O Farrell (@sofarrsogud) July 27, 2015
There were the jokes about Trump’s insane wealth and the way he brags about it openly:
#WhenTrumpIsElected all lifeboat signs will be legally changed to: “Trump and 1% First”
— Tommy Campbell (@MrTommyCampbell) July 27, 2015
And then there were the people who just weren’t handling a potential Trump presidency very well at all:
#WhenTrumpIsElected We’ll have a man who said, “Laziness is a trait in Blacks.” holding the highest office in the Land
— Todd W. Haines (@toddwhaines) July 27, 2015
#WhenTrumpIsElected I will realize we are all dead and stuck on an island of purgatory much like in Lost, except even more disappointing.
— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) July 27, 2015
Well that escalated quickly.
If Trump does get elected, this cat probably speaks for all of us:
My expression #WhenTrumpIsElected pic.twitter.com/Nh9enLbJ3q
— Robert Swartwood (@RobertSwartwood) July 27, 2015
[Image via Dennis Van Tine/Future Image/WENN.]
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