
Looking for a new job? Emma Watson has a weird one for you.
The Beauty and the Beast star is officially taking applications for a fake tattoo proofreader. Qualified candidates must have 1-3 years of experience with apostrophes and/or an equivalent college degree.
The candidate must be comfortable telling Ms. Watson to her face when any future fake tattoo she may get — say, in solidarity with the Time’s Up movement — does not contain all the necessary apostrophes.
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Ms. Watson reaffirms that this position is ONLY for any fake tattoos, and proofreading duties do not apply to any real tattoos, body piercings/art she may get.
Please read Ms. Watson’s full job description (below) and submit your resumes to checkyourarmemma@perezhilton. Thank you.
Fake tattoo proofreading position available. Experience with apostrophes a must.
— Emma Watson (@EmmaWatson) March 5, 2018
[Image via Media Punch.]
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