Jessie James Decker is getting a vasectomy!!
We didn’t write that incorrectly. We meant the cocktail known as “The Vasectomy.” Cranberry juice, gin, tonic, ice, and a squeeze of lemon. Duh! What did you think we were talking about??
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On Wednesday, the mom of three popped up on Instagram in a new ad for Ryan Reynolds‘ alcohol brand Aviation Gin. That company is known for fun ads — many of them parenting-focused — and this one was no different!
Of course, Jessie and her husband, ex-NFL star Eric Decker, have three kids. She doesn’t want more, but he may not be so sure. Recently, he said he isn’t down to get a vasectomy… yet. So, his HIGHlarious wife decided to have fun with that in Aviation’s ad!
In the commercial, Jessie offered a tutorial for how to make “The Vasectomy,” and joked:
“It’s Father’s Day, and that means it’s time for another vasectomy. Something my husband has refused to get. So today I’m taking matters into my own hands.”
First, she filled a tall glass with ice:
“That’s probably more ice than you need to soothe your tender areas after what I’m told is a pretty quick and painless procedure. I mean, it’s not like giving birth.”
Then, after pouring in the cranberry juice, Aviation-brand gin, and Betty Buzz brand tonic (shout out to Blake Lively!), Jessie turns and hands the drink to Eric as he walks on screen. As he takes a sip, Reynolds makes a cameo! Walking by to pick up the bottle of gin, he mutters to the couple before quickly walking off camera:
“You know those [vasectomies] don’t actually work, right? Like, at all.”
With her concerned husband looking on, Jessie tries to reassure him at the end of the ad:
“Don’t listen to him, they work.”
LOLz!
Ch-ch-check it out for yourself:
To turn the humor up even another notch, Eric re-posted the video on his own IG page on Wednesday, too. In the caption, the ex-Denver Broncos wide receiver wrote:
“Definitely not naming any future kids Ryan, @vancityreynolds Yes, future.”
Ha!!
For now, it’s Vivianne Rose, 8, Eric Jr., 7, and Forrest Bradley, 4 at home for the couple. Sounds like they’re split over whether more might be on the way?? At least the ad is funny!!
[Image via Ryan Reynolds/YouTube]
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