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Just Some Friendly Advice

Brooke Hogan attends the record release party for Swizz Beats, Tuesday night in NYC.
Dear Brooke,
You have an awful addiction….to dressing like crap!
The first step is acknowledging that you have a problem.
Then, you must burn everything in your closet and let us take you shopping. Perez likes to dress like a clown, but he can pick up some hot clothes for you.
Animals are your friends, maybe your pets, but you shouldn’t be wearing them!
Get rid of all your leopard print. Burn the assless chaps. And just realize that red lips and red nails don’t look good on you.
The fake boobs are hot, though. Get ’em bigger!
[Photo via Getty Images.]

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