Kim K Makes Us Yawn On Cosmo Cover

Kim Kardashian is the cover girl for Cosmopolitan this month, for their “Bad Girl Issue.” Empowering women everywhere, this issue is apparently for “Sexy Bitches Only.”
Annnyway, we find this cover totally unremarkable. As in, it’s actually almost hard for us to find any thing to even say about it. Her hair is completely standard issue, the dress is completely bland, her pose is completely Cosmo.
Hey, at least she got the cover!