Linda Hogan Speaks, Exclusively To Perez!

Hulk Hogan revealed last week that he wished he was still married to Linda Hogan.
The Cougar’s PR folks issued a statement on her behalf exclusively to PerezHilton.com:

Since the sexual assault charges that were filed against Hulk Hogan in 1996 by Kate Kennedy concerning a Minneapolis hotel room incident coupled with the most recent admission by Hulk of an on going affair with daughter Brooke’s best friend Christine Plante right underneath Linda’s nose, the pain and humiliation Linda has suffered could never bring her to want anything to do with Hulk ever again. Linda is going to do what she has done in the past, which is to focus working through the aftermath of the tragic accident of John Graziano, (that happened while son Nick was under Hulk’s care.) Terry’s on going public bashing of Linda only reflects his lack of interest in living up to his commitments or being accountable for his past actions. This week, Linda’s lead attorney, AJ Barranco, will lead depositions aimed at locating Hulk Hogan’s hidden assets.

Ouch. Burn!
In other words, fuck off.
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