Making the Band Bonus BOGUS Episodes!

Just when you thought it was over…it’s not!

PerezHilton.com has learned that Diddy’s Making The Band is returning in early 2009 with “bonus episodes.”

What the hell is a “bonus episode?”

Oh, wait, we know. It’s a marketing gimmick!

In the show’s “finale”, we saw the Mutt-Make-Out-Slut, Aubrey O’Day, and D. Woods get the axe from Danity Kane. The new bonus episodes will chronicle the uncertain future of Danity Kane and oh yeah, those other Bad Boy artists…or whatever.

Who are they again?

We’re pretty sure that Diddy’s decision to boot Aubrey and D. Woods from the band was just a ploy to keep making money off of unsuspecting fans, and that the “master star maker and a genius at creating drama” will be bringing the ousted members back.

Because what could be more shocking than kicking them out?

Inviting them back in!

EVP Series Development & Programming at MTV, Tony DiSanto, said, “There is so much more story to tell, amazing music and great drama to come. With Diddy you never quite know exactly what’s next├óΓé¼┬ªBut it’s pretty certain you won’t be able to take your eyes off!”

Oh is that so?

We can take our eyes off just long enough to roll them, thank you very much!