Mrs. Cashole: The Only Smile You're Getting From Her!

Jessica “Don’t Call Me Latina” Alba just got married in secret and that half smirk is the best she could do.

It’s probably a reflection of her relationship with new husband Cashole Warren!

There’s no honeymoon for Alba and her wife.

The pair hit up the 2008 Celebration of Mentoring on Tuesday night at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

For her sake, we sure hope she got that prenup taken care of!

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