Posh Actually Found A Way To Look Thinner

As you know by now, Victoria Beckham fancies herself to be quite the fashion icon.
She lives for shoes and dresses! And we love Mrs. Beckham, because ridiculous or not, she’s not afraid to try something different.
On Monday, Posh and David Beckham were spotted leaving La Briciola restaurant in Milan, Italy. And despite David’s hotness, all eyes were definitely on Vic and her outfit.
Her dress is kind of making us a bit nauseous, yet has us somewhat hypnotized.
The over $3,000 dress was actually a present by her friend, designer Alexander McQueen. And by “present” we mean Posh gets to wear it for free, but in turn gets McQueen a ton of free press.
And seriously, wearing this dress, as hard as it is to believe, actually makes Victoria look skinnier! Shit, she’s gonna be wearing this daily. The lines clearly form the impression of a small waist and a false hour-glass figure.
We hope the Beckham kids have some good nannies. They seem to be alone often while dad and mom are in other countries!
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