When you buy toilet paper in bulk, do you ever feel like you’re missing something?
Maybe it’s Ryan Cabrera!!!!
The singer, most commonly known for once dating Ashlee Simpson, is available for purchase courtesy of discount bulk retailer Sam’s Club.
At the online store, you may purchase a private show with Cabrera for $24,500.
That is a big investment but you will enjoy yourself as you are covered by Sam’s Club Member Satisfaction Guarantee.
Enjoy a serenade by the singer dubbed “on the fast-path to success.”
Guess his 15 minutes are up!
[Image via WENN.]
Jun 01, 2009 15:15pm PDT
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