"Save It Patty Hearst, I'm Not Buying Any Stockholm Syndrome Today, Thank You!!"

This is HIGHlarious!! And we’re glad SOMEONE finally said it!!

For everyone who is infuriated by the end of Shakespeare‘s Romeo & Juliet, here’s what would have happened if Juliet had a sassy gay friend to set her whiney ass straight!!

We LOVE it!

We think Bella from Twilight needs a sassy gay friend, too!! That stupid bitch needs her head examined!

Do her next!!