This Crazy Bitch Is Effed

The insane Pamela Bach, is up Shit’s Creek without a paddle and no booze to keep her happy.

David Hasselhoff‘s ex-wife fired Larry Birkhead‘s equally insane former attorney, Debra Opri, after that ho messed shiz up so bad that Bach lost custody of her daughters, awarding The Hoff with primary care of the kids.

Now, sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Pamela’s new lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, has just filed a motion – on Wednesday – with the court to withdraw from the Hasselhoff case.

He fired his client!

It remains unclear why Kaplan, who is representing Kevin Federline in his divorce from Britney Spears, terminated his relationship with Bach.

But it probably has something to do with the fact that she’s probably a lying whore who probably likes to do lots of drugs. Probably!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]