What The Moobs??? Man With Tittays Streaks At Soccer Game!

What you are about to see will rattle the very fabric of your knowledge of tittays.
Two weeks ago in Brazil, a man walked out onto the field of a football match and stripped down to nothing more than his zebra-print thong. But his stylish undies were not what grabbed the attention of the field.
Nay, it was the voluptuous, supple, unsettling size of his chest. Bounding and bouncing across the field was a rack that made Danielle Staub‘s eyes begin to seizure in envy…and the rest of us cringe in fear.
Check out the video above to see the man in all his wonder! No worries, it’s in slow motion for the ultimate experience.
P.S. – The guy does have nipples, but they were blurred out for TV. Some find nipples to be an offense towards nature, you know.