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Super Mexicana!

Filed under: Jessica Alba

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YESsica "Si Soy Latina!" Alba eloped with her now husband, Cashole Warren, earlier this year in a quickie wedding at an L.A. courthouse.

Now, along with their new daughter, Honor, the couple held a real wedding reception at their house over the weekend.

Family and friends were invited.

Little Honor wore a matching dress to her mami.

And YESsica even had a mariachi band perform.

Que cute!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

61 comments to “Super Mexicana!”



  1. 1

    Well I hope Chashole stops banging everyone around.
    He looks always unhappy around Jessica



  2. 2

    They both suck, but give me the Mexican food.yummmmmmmmm



  3. 3

    This is when you are supposed to say "Arriba", Perezito.



  4. 4

    Nice couple.



  5. 5

    As a working carpenter I have a nice hard and thick piece of wood I'd like to give to her as a wedding gift?

  6. cdv says – reply to this


    6

    Oh christ, will you leave this woman alone. You are the only jackass who takes this stand against her and her Latino heritage. She at least is a positive influence in the Latin Community, not you, Senor Butt Pirate.



  7. 7

    what an ass! He needs an emina or something. No wonder celebrity marriages rarely ever last. But I love Jessica



  8. 8

    That picture defines Alba's talent as an actress. It actually looks like she's smiling! You know its acting because who could smile standing next to him.



  9. 9

    I'm sorry, but shes a BITCH!!! SO, they deserve each other!!! Shes a good actress and all, but WOW, what a bitch!!!



  10. 10

    to stars1014: actually jessica's father is mexican. not just her grandparents.

    anyway… now she wants to be mexican. wtf. i will smack her with a taco.

  11. Fire says – reply to this


    11

    For a Black Dude, her husband looks more Mexican than her.



  12. 12

    what? why would she do that? she's an idiot…



  13. 13

    OMG! This girl belongs on famouscelebrity-blogger.blogspot.com
    She thinks she is all that when she really isn't!



  14. 14

    Perezita I'm surprised you haven't posted Robyn's "dream on" !!!!!



  15. 15

    SERIOUSLY WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU START LIKING JESSICA ALBA



  16. 16

    Re: BBBoricuaEXACTLY HAHAH



  17. 17

    ALBA IS THE HOTTEST WOMAN ALIVE.



  18. 18

    Anyway, that kid made her great knockers!
    Cashole looks like "on duty", serious as a noro virus. Is that a guy to have fun with? A wait, the cash. But I am sure he shoves his burrito where he wants, no matter what !!!



  19. 19

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    LG SURE HOPES THE BITCH HAD A PRE-NUP DRAWN UP SINCE HER
    CAREER WILL HAVE THE LONGEVITY OF A FRUIT FLY!!!
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    KISSES EVERYBODY!!!
    .



  20. 20

    Re: Darstar – #20.
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    DARLING YOU NEED TO a) GET A TELEVISION
    b) SUBSCRIBE TO A MAGAZINE
    and c) GET OUT OF THE HOUSE MORE!

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    .



  21. 21

    Heinous off the rack dress…

    The belt is blinding me, trying to be all matchy-matchy, but the backing is the same color as my tub.

    How's the mall, for a celeb, these days Jesshole?

    Go hockey stick fuck yourselves until you divorce in 2009.

    Early in 2009.



  22. 22

    I like her (.)(.)'s :) !



  23. 23

    her dress looks way too big



  24. 24

    No one cares

  25. AMO says – reply to this


    25

    So… she's ok with being Mexican this week???



  26. 26

    Don't fall for the pressure to buy a book. Use your public library.



  27. 27

    You know who loves Jessica more than anyone else?! JESSICA



  28. 28

    Now that's a nice rack.



  29. 29

    Re: cdv

    That's funny! (but oh so true)



  30. 30

    He looks like a young Josh Brolin.



  31. 31

    she is beautiful………
    nice to see perez climb out of jessica's butt for at least one post………



  32. 32

    I think Jessica is terribly misunderstood. I believe she is more proud of her Mexican heritage than most might think. Give her a break, Perez. And, her husband is 1/2 black on his father's side. And we don't need to use the "N" word to discribe his heritage.



  33. 33

    LG, XOXO! I have missed you. I think that is a nice picture of them. She really looks pretty here. Harry you are so bad!



  34. 34

    Perezzers:

    Sweetie, GET OVER this childish grudge that you bear against so many Celebs, huh?

    I mean, you hate Kirsten Dunst, Emile Hirsch, Alba, and others.

    C'mon now.

    You're a sweet fellow underneath all that snark, are you not?



  35. 35

    i heard they had a pinata in the shape of Beyonce's ass. A big round ass that they beat the hell out of. Fucking diamonds fell out of it.



  36. 36

    SHE AND HER LATINA HEAT!



  37. 37

    Re: stars1014now
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    YES DARLING, LG CAN SEE HER LIGHTING UP THE SCREEN IN…
    "JESSICA DOES JALISCO!!!"
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    .



  38. 38

    Re: sheba08 – #37.
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    HELLO DARLING!
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    HAPPY CHRISTMAS WEEK!!!
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  39. 39

    I thought she hated being Latina…



  40. 40

    *YAWN*….high-maintenance boring whore



  41. 41

    My Gay-dar is going off!!!!!!!!!!!



  42. 42

    I saw them at the Melrose Trading post today…with little Honor.



  43. 43

    Why is she now "Si Soy Latina!", did I missed something? I thought she hated her roots.



  44. 44

    i love that dress

  45. moon says – reply to this


    45

    at least she is not self-hating anymore
    & her boobs are BIGGER.



  46. 46

    they're cute together:) i used to love her. but now i have a new rolemodel :O
    lol.



  47. 47

    Did anyone ever see the PUNKE'D episode with her in it? She's realllllly snobby. Look it up on utube.



  48. 48

    haha..mariachi bands are AWESOME…!
    butt now all of a sudden she's a mexicana?!?
    hmmm…



  49. 49

    Why does he always have that look on his face…..so unhappy, what a prick, you know he will be like Christy Brinkleys last husband when he gets older, he will eventually cheat, he looks like a scumbag.



  50. 50

    Pinche vieja fea.



  51. 51

    i don't want to like her, i kind of don't, but man she is so attractive

  52. trix says – reply to this


    52

    So much for your BS statement, Jessica "don't call me Latino" alba. She looks pretty proud of her heritage. She's marrying a Mexican..



  53. 53

    Looks last minute rushed. Dress is terrible…he looks sooo excited! I dont see this marriage lasting.



  54. 54

    that guy looks like a total creep. His eyes are as cold as ice. Hope Jessica will escape without any harm.

  55. Fire says – reply to this


    55

    Re: trix – LOL! Nope, he's half black and half white!
    He's dad the black dude from the 80's cop show Hill Street Blues.



  56. 56

    Good looking couple .Perez endless beef with her is beyond pathetic but then again Perez is a sick puppy who thrives on spite and being a total arse hole and a bitch.



  57. 57

    Poor Girl. But like THEY always say.
    "Once you go black, we don't want you back"



  58. 58

    Their kid isn't as cute as I thought she'd be. Oh well, she's still young. Let's hope she grows into her looks. If not, then, well, it'll be the AlexRayJoel syndrome–hot mom, not-so-hot tot.



  59. 59

    Poor Cash, he does not look happy and/or in love….



  60. 60

    ugh he is fug…. the baby looks like Daddy



  61. 61

    Cute couple. Congrat's.