CSI Getting Desperate?

William Petersen and his Gil Grissom may have left CSI, but now they’ve got Asslee Simpson and Pete Wentz!

The new parents have just signed a deal to guest star on CSI: NY. And no, they (thankfully!) will not be playing themselves. Instead, the couple will (be edited to) portray a wannabe Bonnie and Clyde duo.

Really? The couple who named their kid Bronx Mowgli?

Was Petersen actually abandoning ship?

Pete’s an ass pirate after all!

[Image via WENN.]