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She Wore An Itsy Bitsy…Yawn!

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Whitney Port was at the beach in Miami over the weekend looking like every other generic skinny blonde Hollywood famewhore.

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179 comments to “She Wore An Itsy Bitsy…Yawn!”

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  1. 1

    Good bod bad bikini



  2. 2

    I'm sorry it looks lik her pubic hair is overgrown!!!! Not very pretty!!



  3. 3

    WHEN I FIRST LOOKED I WAS LIKE THIS GIRL NEEDS TO GROOM THAT THANG….



  4. 4

    looks like her bush is hanging out…. EVERYWHERE!!!!



  5. 5

    It looks like she's got an over grown bush pushing out and around her suit!!!! EEEWWW



  6. 6

    Then why are you still writing about her?



  7. 7

    eeeww! it looks like her bush is coming out of her bikini botom



  8. 8

    OMG that has got to be THE WORST bikini EVER MADE!
    it totally looks like her BUSH is GINORMOUS and the bikini doesn't cover it!!!!!!!!!!
    hahahahahahahahahahaha

    EEEEEEWWWWWW i wouldn't be caught dead in that thing!



  9. 9

    is it just me or does the ruffles on the bottom make it look like she's got a giant hairy bush

  10. Spf23 says – reply to this


    10

    Her bathing suit looks like she needs to seriously shave down there…good choice ass



  11. 11

    that bathing suit makes her look like she is hiding one ferocious bush.



  12. 12

    I don't care about her, but that has got to be the worst bikini I've ever seen…the bottom makes it look like she's got an out of control bush that needs waxing. If you are going to have lace trim…it should go ALL THE WAY along the string..



  13. 13

    LOL i thought those black lace on her bottom was her pubies at first.



  14. 14

    oh god wtf she is wearing??!



  15. 15

    the black stuff around the bottom of the suit looks like pubes…



  16. 16

    Haha, yeah, the bottoms make it look like she's a little unkept down there



  17. 17

    It looks like pubic hair seeping out the sides.



  18. 18

    That has got to be the ugliest bikini ever. Whats with the black insert in the bottom that makes it look like she got a job doing commercials for the Geico cavemen. Wax on, wax off.



  19. 19

    Does anyone else think that the black fringe on her suit looks like pubes? Not so flattering, Whit!



  20. 20

    Is it just me or does that bikini make it look like she has a massive bush extending beyond the boundaries of those bottoms?

    For someone who is into fashion, she looks like a hairy train wreck.



  21. 21

    The bottom of the bikini makes it look like she has a fucking huge bush. why would you wear something like that?



  22. 22

    i usually don't care about her, but i wonder who the hell designed that bikini….the lace makes it look like her pubes are going crazy!



  23. 23

    who is she?



  24. 24

    That is a BAD bathing suit! Of all of the Hills girls I think Whitney is the most non-generic actually. At least she is doing something with her life.



  25. 25

    OMG that bikini makes it look like she got her pubes hanging out.
    can we say not flattering?
    lol



  26. 26

    the black trim on the bottoms looks like pubes



  27. 27

    haha i love that every post is about the bottom of the suit :)
    she's reTARDed for wearing that!



  28. 28

    Seriously, worst bikini ever.



  29. 29

    who the hell is she? No, don't care.
    But she needs a good wax job on that poo-tang, hahahaha



  30. 30

    LOL! Looks like massive pubs.

  31. Suze says – reply to this


    31

    pube suit



  32. 32

    I'm not sure which is worse: that she's wearing it or that someone actually designed it and sold it! This has got to be a joke!



  33. 33

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    WORST BIKINI EVER!!!!!!!



  34. 34

    I'm so glad everyone else noticed the horrible bush-like bathing suit! Ick.



  35. 35

    She has the body of a pre-pubescent 12 yr old
    blah



  36. 36

    me likey.



  37. 37

    Ni, I don't care about her.



  38. 38

    Love her - bad choice



  39. 39

    Nice pube region, Whit!!!!!!!!!



  40. 40

    That is a very cute bikini.



  41. 41

    she ain't that skinny. Why is her oversized bush hanging out?



  42. 42

    OMG! I thought you sensored her bush!!!



  43. 43

    Looks like she really needs to shave her va-jay-jay!!!



  44. 44

    bad bikini choice grosssssss



  45. 45

    She is a pretty girl….. Average

    I think all the people from the hills are average looking except for some of the boys and Audrina…… she is just funny looking…. not even average



  46. 46

    nice body, wrong bikini



  47. 47

    I guess it takes a fame whore to know a fame whore…N'est ce pas???



  48. 48

    looks like her big muff can't stay tucked in!



  49. 49

    OMG I agree with the bush comments. That is the worst bikini I've ever seen in my life. Why would anyone every consider wearing that?! Isn't she a fashion designer or something? The girl is obviously blind.



  50. 50

    that's the funniest picture ever! I am glad to see everyone thought the same thing I did.



  51. 51

    ha the bottoms look like she has a huge hairy bush poking out



  52. 52

    that lace on the edge look like her bush turned into a forest

  53. trace says – reply to this


    53

    her legs look weird. maybe she needs to work out instead of starving herself. build up some muscle tone.



  54. 54

    i hate that bikini body, it looks weird. bleck its good to see that whitney is still alive though, i miss her from time to time.



  55. 55

    i thought it was lyndsey lohan



  56. 56

    she has a perfect body, but that suit is really awkward looking.



  57. 57

    um those black frilly things look like pubic hair sprouting out…ha!



  58. 58

    i thought it was lindsay lohan at first.
    regardless…that bikini bottom makes it seems as if she hasn't groomed down there in a while…



  59. 59

    ok that bikini is soo wrong… the bottoms look like she has mounds of pubes coming out of every which way!!!! eeeeekkkk so nasty



  60. 60

    THE BOTTOMS LOOKJ LIKE MOUNDS OF BLACK PUBES TRYING TO GET OUT OF THERE!



  61. 61

    The black part of her bikini looks like a glorified maxi pad that is sticking out. That is the worst bikini bottom I've ever seen. She is skinny, but not in a gross way. I think she has a great figure. She should flaunt it, but not in that bikini!



  62. 62

    LOVE THE SWIMSUIT!



  63. 63

    so ugly!!! that lace looks like bush at first glance.



  64. 64

    haha I guess I'm not the only one that thought that was all overgrown. not a good choice for a bathing suit.



  65. 65

    skinny? go to gym

  66. rutsa says – reply to this


    66

    Cute bod, and bikini EXCEPT the black trim around her, um, TRIM looks like crazy pubes



  67. 67

    I have to agree with that comment. Looks like she has a severe bush problem.



  68. 68

    uglyy bathing suit.



  69. 69

    OMG.
    THAT IS THE MOST SHITEOUS BIKINI….EVER.
    I seriously thought she had a crazy ass bush going on down there.
    Badd bad bad, Whitney! And I love the girl but damn!



  70. 70

    who is she? what the fuck is that black shit, is that your stupid fucking drawing Fat Body? or is that actually part of the bikini. What's up with those chicken legs, those should always be covered up. Who is she?

    FUCK YOU FAT BODY~!~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're a disgrace to the human civilization!!! ! ! ! ! ! !!!!



  71. 71

    I'm pretty sure Kim Kardashian would love to own and wear that bikini. :)



  72. 72

    Yeah, she's skinny, but she has no muscle tone what so ever.
    Bet, she's one of those skinny chicks that can't even carry a bag 25lb bag of dog food on her own.



  73. 73

    Re: lalalaurynn – because Perez has nothing else to write about haha



  74. 74

    It looks like she has a huge bush peaking out.



  75. 75

    Re: chellemibell

    haha that is exactly what I was thinking, and obviously everyone else. Worst bikini bottom ever. Cute name btw ;)



  76. 76

    Who is this again? All the celebutards look alike to me. I can't tell Speidi (sp?) from any of the other generic who's-it's and what's-it's on these pages.



  77. 77

    ew … i like skinny girls…but this is just gross.



  78. 78

    Look like pubic air out of the bikini…..YIKES!!



  79. 79

    lindsay lohan ???



  80. 80

    it looks like she has a HUGE BUSH sticking out all over the place?? did she look in the mirror before she left the house???



  81. 81

    it looks like her PUBIC HAIR is coming out of her bikini !! gross !



  82. 82

    Haha i like that everyone thinks the same thing as me…i totally thought she had some MAJOR hair issues



  83. 83

    That bathin suit is FUG!



  84. 84

    The merkin is distracting!



  85. 85

    I wonder if it looks like she has a rug on her ass too. Someone flip that bitch over.



  86. 86

    HAHA It looks like her bush is trying to escape any way it can!! HAHAHA Too good!!



  87. 87

    well, i was going to post the same as everyone else (holy shit, huge bush) then i noticed, holy shit we all have dirty minds lol!



  88. 88

    omg the black lace on the bikini bottom looks like pubic hair coming out!!



  89. 89

    it definitely makes her look like she has to take a weed whacker to her crotch!!…and now we know she's not a natural blond!!



  90. 90

    It looks like an old lady giant maxi pad over mounds of hair! LOL



  91. 91

    Ew her bikini bottom looks like she has a muff the size of the North America



  92. 92

    haha! everybody thought exactly what I did!! overgrown bush!



  93. 93

    hahahaha i agree with everyone who said it looks like her bush is outta control!!!!!!



  94. 94

    i dont see the pubes thing in the bikini.. perez you are one big (piggy-ish) bully



  95. 95

    hahahhahahahahahahhahaha wow… uh… wouldn't she realized it looked like pubes when she looked at herself in the mirror???



  96. 96

    …………………perez??.u love the fame and attention too…be carefull for what u say…!!!



  97. 97

    HAHA at first glance i though this was lohan



  98. 98

    Is that her bush sticking out? She's fucking gross looking and her show sucks. Fuck all of the rich reality douche bags!



  99. 99

    Bad bikini, good role model. She isn't anorexic, she has hips! x



  100. 100

    i like how, from a distance, the black ruffle on her bikini looks like a monster bush.

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