Asslee Simpson Lives Up To Her Nickname!

If she’s the representation for women in their 20s, society is mayjahly effed!

Asslee Simpson shits on graces the cover of Redbook and offers up some deets on her baby, why she’s better than her sister, and how she’s matured (really?!).

Here are some HIGHlights:

On sister, Jessica wanting her life:
“She’s always saying, ‘Oh, I want a baby!'”

On forgetting to take her birth control motherhood:
“Being a mom’s so empowering and incredible. I’m one of those people who believes that life brings things to you at a certain time for a certain reason, and if you just go with it, that’s where the best moments come from.”

On maturing:
“I’ve grown up so much. Your body is changing, and it’s such an amazing time to feel that connection … Being pregnant was the healthiest I’ve ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes.”

On envying Jessica’s single life:
“I really don’t.”

So glad she’s self-righteous happy!