Wicked Bitch Of The East

Let’s hear you cackle one time Asslee?

Mrs. Pete Wentz showed up at the store opening of American Eagle Times Square with her hubby yesterday in full black ensemble.

That doesn’t bother us as much as her translucent face! Ever heard of a tanning salon, bb?

Under of the lights of Broadway, we gather your face will just disappear!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]